Drummer Jokes
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I think most of the best drummers are self-taughtsearanox said:
Bonham, Moon and Rich as examples
But i found that i sucked completely till i got some tuition
I still can't do latin stuff or advanced jazz
But i've only been doing it 9 months leave me alone!! lol
EDIT: crimson5phoenix you are on fire with the gags
Technical death metal drummer here, contrary to popular belief it does take an assload of skill and training, I dare say way more than it does to be a guitarist/bassist.
What did the guitarist do when he lost his only pick?
Became a bassist.
What did the guitarist do when he lost his only pick?
Became a bassist.
Whether or not you can hear it depends on the style of music. A lot of bands today really tone down the bass in favor of guitar riffs, but I prefer music that's bass heavy. Even if the bass isn't complicated. You want to hear great bass that does matter? Listen to Red Hot Chili Peppers, that music wouldn't be the same without bass.Fruhstuck said:Only essential as a shield for the glass bottles though
My best friend is a bassist and he can do some really technical, finger chaffing stuff
It just, doesn't matter because no one can hear it anyway
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spot.
I've only ever heard RHCP and early Nickelback stuff where i've really been able to pick out the bassJobz said:Whether or not you can hear it depends on the style of music. A lot of bands today really tone down the bass in favor of guitar riffs, but I prefer music that's bass heavy. Even if the bass isn't complicated. You want to hear great bass that does matter? Listen to Red Hot Chili Peppers, that music wouldn't be the same without bass.Fruhstuck said:Only essential as a shield for the glass bottles though
My best friend is a bassist and he can do some really technical, finger chaffing stuff
It just, doesn't matter because no one can hear it anyway
And it sucks lol because i love bass i just can't hear it very easily
Oo and InMe - they have good bass
I too was angered (not really) by the bassist comment- BASSIST UNITE! Besides, chick bassists (re: me) are hot, or so I'm told.Jobz said:Whether or not you can hear it depends on the style of music. A lot of bands today really tone down the bass in favor of guitar riffs, but I prefer music that's bass heavy. Even if the bass isn't complicated. You want to hear great bass that does matter? Listen to Red Hot Chili Peppers, that music wouldn't be the same without bass.Fruhstuck said:Only essential as a shield for the glass bottles though
My best friend is a bassist and he can do some really technical, finger chaffing stuff
It just, doesn't matter because no one can hear it anyway
On topic, I got these from (of all things) the MIT website.
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.
How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None--they just steal somebody else's light.
What's the least-used sentence in the English language?
"Isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?" (applicable as I dearly want to play the banjo)
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They're so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.
There are a ton more, but those were the quick few for the moment.
How do you know a guitarist is at your front door?
He knocks out of time and comes in too early.
He knocks out of time and comes in too early.
How does a guitarist change a lightbuld?
Stands in the middle of the room and waits for the world to revolve around him.
How do you keep a drummer guessing?
Scoll down.
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Stands in the middle of the room and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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