Dude your an idiot.

[darkless]

I've done things like that. Usually with my glasses and any hat that I've been wearing all day.

I do that all the time the worst ones is when i wake up in the morning put on my glasses and then proceed to look for them.

 

[A random person]

Spent a good hour one day arguing with a friend of mine watching some TV game show. One of the questions was whether a ton of feathers or a ton of lead weighed more, she couldn't get her head round it.

That question gets people (including me) the first time but is incredibly obvious after that.
Also, the girl in your avatar is hot.

 

[Motiv_]

90% of my friends don't know where Ireland is. They also believe that this http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/places/images/photos/photo_lg_ireland.jpg is what all of Ireland looks like.

Then when I tell them it's next to Great Britain they ask, "Where is Great Britain?"

AW HELL NO.

On topic, I once had someone ask me "What do I do? It says it's 99 cents, but I only have a dollar. I literally facepalmed.

 

[mendokusai]

While in Rome someone said: "There are a lot of Italians here." We weren't sure what he was expecting, Romans maybe?

 

[the_tramp]

My mother phoned me up once with the sole intention of asking how to spell symmetry, she then said thanks and hung up.

 

[VeX1le]

"Some guys that look like girls are hot"

ah yes a statement proving his security in his own sexuality is dumb
this shit is ON
frankly, most opinions I see on sexuality, gender, all that stuff, are incredably dumb. had one girl saying that bisexuals don't exist. crazy.

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5202/bridgetil1.jpg

dont tell me you didnt think he was a girl.

 

[Iammatt]

I go to this cheerleader in my spanish class and told her thast if you were to google google, the system would malfunction causing all online technology to crash and completely destroying the internet...she got so worried but didnt 100% believe me at first so i got a laptop and went to google, typed in and said if youre so sure, click search.She said she couldnt risk that kind of trouble with the law so i clicked it and you shouldve seen the look on her face when nothing happened.

 

[Lyri]

"I don't believe in the concept of a hot drink."
Not a clue.

Sadly I wish he was that sharp, he is however referring to the fact that.
"He doesn't like the idea of a hot drink, they should be cold."

*sighs*

 

[j0z]

90% of my friends don't know where Ireland is. They also believe that this http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/places/images/photos/photo_lg_ireland.jpg is what all of Ireland looks like.

Then when I tell them it's next to Great Britain they ask, "Where is Great Britain?"

All of Ireland doesn't look like that?
At least I know where Ireland is.

 

[MusicalFreedom]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5202/bridgetil1.jpg

dont tell me you didnt think he was a girl.

not quite seeing your point here, I know Bridget is really a dude. If people like that, then fair play to them - not dumb at all

 

[G1eet]

Wait, Canada has different money?

The Canadian Dollar. It's worth slightly more than the American Dollar, at time of post.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that redlucario was being sarcastic.

 

[darkless]

90% of my friends don't know where Ireland is. They also believe that this http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/places/images/photos/photo_lg_ireland.jpg is what all of Ireland looks like.

Then when I tell them it's next to Great Britain they ask, "Where is Great Britain?"

All of Ireland doesn't look like that?
At least I know where Ireland is.

The Irish folk here have already pointed out that 90% of Ireland does look like that ...seriously it does.

 

[master m99]

"I don't believe in the concept of a hot drink."
Not a clue.

Well that can be an overtly smartass comment if taken into context.
Physics dictate that nothing is actually hot, things just get less and less cold.

actually im sure its the other way round "cold is a lack of heat" since its the heat that is energy so you measure the energy not the lack of energy like with light we dont say that light is the lack of dark we say dark is the lack of light

 

[Standby]

"Dude some girl robots are hot"
"Some guys that look like girls are hot"

I'm pretty sure that most of my real life friends and myself have actually said those two things.

I'll get my coat and move away from the thread quickly.

Stay for sake of your avatar, anyone who appreciates SwatKats gets to stay wherever they want

Massive thanks to the both of you!

I havent seen that show since i was like 4 years old and as i'd long since forgotten the name, everytime conversations of old shows we watched when we were younger between me and my friends came up, they never believed me that there was one with two cats that flew a jet.

They're even on youtube! Hooray for trip down memory lane

 

[Scrythe]

Classic example of "Dude your(sic) an idiot"
To get these quotes, I'll have to tell the whole story:

I used to come over to a buddy's house because it was the only place our group seemed to like gathering at. Of course, we do the usual things that several people crammed into small spaces do: watch movies, play games, jam, etc. But the most important thing we did was Rock Band. Yes, Rock Band. Sure, most of us played ACTUAL instruments, but let's face it, Rock Band is really fucking fun.

Long before Rock Band 2 came out, we spent almost every day there, taking turns with the plastic instruments, mastering every song we could as a band. We'd have tug-of-wars, challenge each other, whatever. Well, there was one guy, who's name I'm not withholding to "protect the innocent". Fuck the innocent. So this guy, Vinny, is that guy in every big group. Not Yahtzee's definition of "that guy" but rather, the that guy who shows up unannounced, eats drinks and smokes everything, pays for nothing, and bitches about everything. We can't kick him out because he's BEE-EFF-EFFS with the household.

Going back on track now, Vinny only plays drums on Rock Band. With his shoes on. And he hits the very top (right above that orange bar) with the heel of his foot. Unsurprisingly, the plastic drum pedal snapped in half, rendering the drums set useless. Since then, we haven't played. Why? Because he does everything in his power to avoid the responsibility of replacing a $5 drum pedal. We normally wouldn't make a big deal about it, if it weren't for his sheer assanine attitude about it. Every time the subject comes up, a concentrated form of the worlds' stupid flows from his mouth like the wrath of hell escaping a fiery cesspool. Resulting in such rediculousness, like:

"Everyone had a hand in it, I just dealt the final blow. We are all equally to blame."
"It's prone to breaking, everyone on the internet says so. Why am I gonna replace something that was gonna break anyways?"
"I wasn't wearing shoes. I never wear shoes!"
"I don't have to pay for it because it was a piece of shit anyways."
"If you broke my car, you wouldn't want to pay for it."

Ugh, I could go on but I'm running late for school tonight. This is just the icing of this guy's Ignorance-Flavored cake. Also, three other people in the group own Rock Band (and I own Rock Band 2 as well) and we COULD bring our stuff over, but we're all worried that he's going to break that too, and not pay for it.

 

[Scrythe]

I had to convince my friend that milk came from cows...no joke...i guess she had seen something on TV showing milk coming out of metal vat sorta things

I once had an ex-girlfriend ask me "How do they get the egg inside the shell? Is it some kind of machine?" (Before you ask, yes she's a blonde).

She refuses to eat eggs ever since I told her that they come from chickens. And she used to love eggs.

You win some you lose some, I guess...

My mother phoned me up once with the sole intention of asking how to spell symmetry, she then said thanks and hung up.

Don't be so harsh, my mother calls me up every five minutes or so to use me as a human dictionary. Granted, English isn't her primary language, but still... shouldn't be harsh, man. It got worse when my sister taught her how to SMS, though >.>

 

[Anarchemitis]

actually im sure its the other way round "cold is a lack of heat" since its the heat that is energy so you measure the energy not the lack of energy like with light we dont say that light is the lack of dark we say dark is the lack of light

Both ways work since both are mutually unverifiable.
Just like how lights actually may be Dark-suckers. Think about it.

 

[Metric Monkey]

My mother phoned me up once with the sole intention of asking how to spell symmetry, she then said thanks and hung up.

I hate when people try to ask how to spell something using text.
One of my friends asked me "how do u spell 'government'? " -Taken directly off of AIM

 

[Nincompoop]

I'm from the Faroe Islands (Norway, Denmark and Island form a triangle, we are in the middle).

So we were in Denmark on a school trip thing, and some boys actually asked us; "Don't you people live in igloes?".

They also asked where we got such "updated" clothes, if we had bought them all in Denmark...

We were in a math class and were about to calculate the longer side of a triangle (hypotenuse) and a... subject... in our class says; "Oh, I know this one... What was it, it was called? Einstein? Frankenstein?" - Teacher replies "Pythagoras...".

Priceless =).

 

[demmalition1]

I was in a biology class and we just got to the reproductive system. They were discussing the size o a baby and had a dime next to an aborted fetus to show the size of it relative to another object. A girl stood up and said, (I am NOT kidding!) "Wait, there's money with the baby when it comes out?"

Health class sophomore year, there was a guy who slept a lot of the time, he didn't care. Anyways... we took the 100 question test and he got an 8! His greatest offenses:
-Saying a period was 23 days on and 5 days off
-Mixing up the uterus with the prostate (ovaries with clitoris, etc.)
-If you don't have a condom you_______. He said use something sticky to catch the stuff and let it dry in her overnight!

I am not kidding, the teacher was close to tears he was laughing so hard!

(He passed with a 60.07%!)