Dude your an idiot.

[lostclause]

Blood traveling back to the heart is blue.
I am not fucking with you. I had to debate with them for almost an hour. Their reasoning? Veins are blue. Blood is blue because it has become de-oxidized. I was the only one in my group of around 10 people who are all B or A students to say this was total bullshit.

Actually haemoglobin is purple when it is de-oxygenised (some say blue-red). Veins though are blue because of their coating. http://www.ebi.ac.uk/interpro/potm/2005_10/Page1.htm

 

[Symplify]

A girl in my history class, upon seeing the UN flag, asked, "What flag is that?" We responded, "The UN flag." "Oh...is that a country?"

...

She was blond.

 

[Snotnarok]

"it was so hot the air conditioner stopped working!"

while playing saints row
"Dude, do you have infinite homies?"

 

[gbemery]

My senior year of high school, during lunch, a couple of friends and I got another kid at our table to believe the moon had blown up the previous night. He believed us for about 15mins until he asked a teacher who gave him one of the best "what the hell is wrong with you kid" faces laughed and went into the hall. Surprising to say he never sat with us again.

 

[lostclause]

I had to convince my friend that milk came from cows...no joke...i guess she had seen something on TV showing milk coming out of metal vat sorta things

I once had an ex-girlfriend ask me "How do they get the egg inside the shell? Is it some kind of machine?" (Before you ask, yes she's a blonde).

She refuses to eat eggs ever since I told her that they come from chickens. And she used to love eggs.

One of my friends asked me 'how can a chicken fertilise an egg? Wouldn't the shell get in the way?'

 

[Vrex360]

"It was destiny."
"you can't fight fate!"
"For the Emporer!"

 

[pffh]

Girl 1: The banking thing has something to do with Iceland.
Girl 2: I didn't think one shop could do all that by itself.

I shit ye not.

Wait,si I don't live in a shop? Damn so those large things with snow on top aren't stock shelves?

 

[Emperorpeng]

My mythology teacher was explaining ancient greek burial rituals to our modern ones. She started to explain modern embalming to the class and one guy says:

"They DO that?!"

This was junior year in high school, and the kid didn't know about embalming.

 

[nipsen]

well I have been shadowing this site for a while *original came here for Yahtzee* and I had to make a account just to reply to this thread.

It happened in school during biology I was a junior, it was about 3-4 hours after the towers fell on 9-11 *I remember watching it happen in my algebra 2 class, on the teachers 3 inch mini TV* well the teacher decided to let us talk about what happened as long as we stay calm and respected each others views and opinions. After a bit we started talking about the fact that the goverment was going to declare war, and the cheerleader captain seriously asked, "Why do we have to go fight them in the desert, cant they like just come here to fight the war?" I swear to god the class was just frozen for about 10mins. I looked over at my friend and he had this look of just complete awe on his face, looked at the cheerleader and said "Heather its people like you, why I have no faith in humanity anymore.". The teacher at that point just started to laugh his ass off.

lol. Well.. that was the most sensible opinion on foreign policy I've heard in a long time.

The dumbest thing I've heard was - "so if you lead the current from this[pointing] to this [pointing again] then *AAARRGHH*".

 

[Darth Pope]

Friend #1: Dude, dolphins do not have Gills!

Friend #2: Who's Dick Cheney?

 

[Akula]

"Its the same with cigarettes, its all blown out of proportion, the don't really cause cancer, right?"

Many lulz ensued.

Edit: Oh just remembered another hilarious one. I remember back in High School I was having lunch at the cafeteria with a bunch of these girls and at one point one boasted "Boys don't get preagnant because they can't handle the pain."

And they were in Grd 12, I don't know how people can be that dumb.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

The only one I can recall at the moment

Girl: who was Hitler

Best Teacher Ever: He was one of the Presidents of the United states

Girl: ohh

Later

Girl: hey guys did you know Hitler was a president

Everbody else: Jesus fucking christ >.>



Oh got another one this was WAAAAAAAAYYYY back but


Friend/douchebag a fucking hated: GEORGE W BUSH IS THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!

ME: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH XDXDXDXDXDXDX fucking kill yourself asshole

 

[wewontdie11]

Girl 1: The banking thing has something to do with Iceland.
Girl 2: I didn't think one shop could do all that by itself.

I shit ye not.

Wait,si I don't live in a shop? Damn so those large things with snow on top aren't stock shelves?

Well according to some girl on the bus you do. Don't you just lover overhearing great snippets of pure ignorant conversational gold.

 

[Mozared]

To hop onto the blond bandwagon, there once was a girl in my social science class who asked what a democracy was. 17 years old.

She's a really nice girl and lots of fun to hang out with, but she can ask incredibly stupid questions from time to time.

 

[Odude]

"I don't believe in the concept of a hot drink."
Not a clue.

Well that can be an overtly smartass comment if taken into context.
Physics dictate that nothing is actually hot, things just get less and less cold.

That actually sounds more like he's talking about the Mormon definition of a "hot drink." Their "prophet" told them that god said that drinking "hot drinks" is bad. Their "prophet" (at least I think it was him, I may be wrong on this person) later clarified this to mean coffee and tea. Hence why Mormons don't drink anything with caffeine.

On topic:
Bio teacher: *says something about lemon juice*
Guy next to me: But how would I get woman juice?
Bio teacher: *rolls eyes* Well, you take your betty and stimulate vigorously...

 

[Nmil-ek]

Friend #1: Dude, dolphins do not have Gills!

Friend #2: Who's Dick Cheney?

Dolphins dont have gills they are mammals they breach the waters surface for air.

 

[Gaderael]

My friends and I were walking home when it started raining so I called my mum for a lift. After a while, one of my friends said "There's a distinct lack of your mum here". After about five seconds of silence, we burst out laughing.

That's not dumb. That's pretty frickin' witty.

 

[Zayren]

Hearing about a bus reminds me very vaguely of some girl's plan to make people immortal by using stem cells or something. She said the idea wasn't patented and that she was going to try and sell it to colleges. She must have been in at least ninth grade. By apparently throwing stem cells at shit, she was planning on curing all disease as well.

I felt like a dick when I told my friends about it though, because she was like right next to me.

AND! I just remembered another dumb thing said by the girl in my AP class. "Do they have rice in China?"

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

I've done things like that. Usually with my glasses and any hat that I've been wearing all day.

I do that all the time the worst ones is when i wake up in the morning put on my glasses and then proceed to look for them.

i've actually been on the phone and said [to person on phone] 'hey, hold on a sec.' [then, to roommates] 'where the f*** is my phone!?'

XP

 

[Nincompoop]

"I don't believe in the concept of a hot drink."
Not a clue.

Well that can be an overtly smartass comment if taken into context.
Physics dictate that nothing is actually hot, things just get less and less cold.

To the contrary, warmth is defined by the motion of atoms and molecules. Less movement, the less 'hot' it is. So nothing is actually cold, it's just less/not warm.

This is how I understood it...