Dumbest Reason(s) for Hating a Game?

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Sacman

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Any reason my brother gives or anything having to do with graphics...<.<
 

Gammaj4

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WorldCritic said:
I recall one person telling me that he refused to play any games made by Bioware because he hates Canada. Yep, he refused to play KOTOR, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age, all because he hates anything that comes out of Canada.
Show him some of LRR's stuff. If that doesn't cure him of his unreasoning hatred of Canada, he is beyond help.
 

Assassin Xaero

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DRM. I mean, seriously. 15 install limits? Are you really going to install the game that many times? You have to activate it online, once? Really? It requires Steam? The Ubisoft shit and GFWL I can understand, but a lot of the rest is just stupid. Half the people they won't buy a game due to secirom or whatever the hell it is called don't even know what it is/does.
 

peduncle

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"because you can't rape prostitutes [in it]"
i swear this is true, i was in my dorm room playing assassins creed, and this guy came in and said that. i shoved him out of the room and slammed the door, and now he's never allowed back in the room.
 

Mr Pantomime

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bells said:
"because it's from japan"

Really... it's just stupid.
Because Its not from Japan. For serious. It made me literally facepalm

NewYork_Comedian said:
Why isnt this game letting me shoot things now?

anger... rage... rising...
Im not really sure what you mean. Does the game not have guns and youre pissed of they think it should? Or is it that you cant shoot yet because opening cutscenes, dialogue etc.

This kind of thing does happen to me sometimes. I like watching an opening cutscene, but id like to get into the action after that. It annoys me when I start a game and all people do for the first half hour is talk to me, especially on my second playthrough. (The first Fable did this kind of thing)
 

MostlyHarmless

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Some person said that all JRPG's suck because Japan just dishes out erotic games, and it doesn't have guns.

I honestly wanted to push him off a building.
 

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MostlyHarmless said:
Some person said that all JRPG's suck because Japan just dishes out erotic games, and it doesn't have guns.

I honestly wanted to push him off a building.
Thats really a stupid reason.
But he still got a point. Nah i'm kidding, Secret of Mana was great.But since then? I never ever touched that stuff again.
 

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Because its a console game.

Because its made in Japan.

Because Its massively popular.
 

Slaanax

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I stopped playing Star Ocean, the last hope. Mainly because the game made me feel like a pedophile.
 

theSovietConnection

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Because it's popular.

Because it isn't popular.

Because Yahtzee hated it.

Because it's not Call of Duty.

Because it is Call of Duty (no other reason, just it being Call of Duty).

Because it's made by [insert company here].

Because it's turn-based.

Because it isn't turn based.

There are many more I've heard, but this is all I can remember off the top of my head.

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Assassin Xaero said:
DRM. I mean, seriously. 15 install limits? Are you really going to install the game that many times? You have to activate it online, once? Really? It requires Steam? The Ubisoft shit and GFWL I can understand, but a lot of the rest is just stupid. Half the people they won't buy a game due to secirom or whatever the hell it is called don't even know what it is/does.
I will admit, I have gotten extremely pissed off at a game once for needing Steam, but mostly because it didn't mention anything regarding online activation or Steam on the back, and my gaming computer/laptop was unable to connect to the internet at the time.
 

'Record Stops.'

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I hated Disgaea 3 because it was," In a High school AU."
Since talking to a friend, I've decided to give it a try at least.
 

Hawk eye1466

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On the back of the box where it has the fine print when it said it may need extra cables for hdtv
i dont know why but
IT OFFENDS ME! :D
 

teh_Canape

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(about Red Dead Revolver)

"Red Dead Revolver?, what is that, a lame, shitty looking, bad graphics Red Dead Redemption ripoff?

just look at it, even the NAME they're ripping off!"

of course, I proceeded to apply some culture in such thick cranium and told him that Red Dead Redemption is, in fact, the SEQUEL to Red Dead Revolver...

to which he proceeded to say that Red Dead Redemption is still a better game

then I proceeded to slap his shit

and of course, your typical

"Call of Juarez? that's a lame Call of Duty and Red Dead Redemption RIPOFF!"

and "Lead and Gold? that's also a Red Dead Redemption Ripoff!"

so, I came to realize that there was no other solution, than cutting bonds with my 12 years old cousin

he's a 360 Xbro, if that adds something =P
 

unusausal

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my friend says fallout new vegas sucks because it has the option to be gay
He is an avid fable fan and he refuses to acknowledge that part of the game
 

ThatLankyBastard

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"Mirror's Edge sucks! I mean, just look at her hands, they're wrinkly! Faith's got Grandma Hands!!"
-friend of mine

Yes, I hang out with idiots...
 

NotYetForsaken

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"There was no porn in it. Fox LIED, Mass Effect 2 sucks."

I swear this is true. I have mix feelings however. On one hand it's shallow, on the other hand, he listened to Fox news which gave me a good laugh.

That I have said myself: "There isn't a fucking PC port for Halo: Reach."
 

demoman_chaos

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I hate all Steam games because of Steam.
I had my first encounter with Steam when I bought Empire Total War. I bought the disc version, so I was surprised when I had to install Steam to register through Steam. The fact I bought the disc should be evidence that I don't want Steam. Steam forced itself onto my PC (aka RAPE). I had to go through msconfig to make it not start up when my PC did. It robs memory for its own purposes, bans me from playing my games unless I install the patch, and very often won't let me play the game at all if I am not connected to the internet (even after registering). Steam demos don't work 90% of the time. Despite my PC having all the requirements, the demos just outrighr refuse to work. They then refuse to be deleted (the Amnesia demo for example would not go away so I had to go into my filesystem and delete it that way).
When I bought New Vegas, I would start the game, then use the task manager to get rid of Steam as soon as I could.
I FUCKING HATE STEAM!!!!!! But my hate is justified therefore my dumb reason for hating a game due to it involving Steam is not as dumb as originally thought.
 

Death God

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"Halo sucks because it's too popular."
I don't really like Halo myself but that was the single most stupid reason I have heard for hatred directed at a game.