Dumbest Things Heard In School
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Tell Mr C that T-Bone loves him.imacharginmehlaz0r said:
Anywho, I remembered one today:
It was in Home Ec, and we were cooking with chicken.
Dumb Girl- "Miss, my chicken's pink!"
Teacher- "That's because it's not cooked"
Dumb Girl- "What, you mean, I have to cook it?"
i think i'd have a sudden outbreak of nerdrage if i heard that.AWC Viper said:
i'm lucky, i was homeschooled. the dumbest kid at my school was my little brother. and he's a genius.
his dumbest statement
me; i read about sigmund freud today
my brother; didn't he get mauled by a tiger?
mom; no that was sigfried and roy.
my brother; ...oh.
People that say that annoy me so much, people need to realize that nukes arent your go to problem solver
"why do people choose to be gay anyways?"
"durmp!" here that one alot
yesterday the we were going over concrete things
the teacher said "do you get anything concrete from going to church?"
most would say no but not here
" you see you can go to church with a broken water heater, and talk about it and someone will fix it for you. So going to church does give you concrete stuff"
a girl thought that we were still developing the technology to make atomic bombs
"I'm not doing this to scale" "that isnt as big as you said it would be" "remember I said to scale" "oh I thought you meant like mountains!"
"why do you have a pink ipod?" "because I won it in a machine I couldnt choose the color, I'd rather have this than nothing." "I (the other person) wouldnt"
"what does dominic the donkey have to do with christmas?" "it's the italian christmas donkey" that's the next line in the song that they couldnt seem to remember and they asked this to the TEACHER EVERY WEEK FOR 3 WEEKS IN APRIL
"durmp!" here that one alot
yesterday the we were going over concrete things
the teacher said "do you get anything concrete from going to church?"
most would say no but not here
" you see you can go to church with a broken water heater, and talk about it and someone will fix it for you. So going to church does give you concrete stuff"
a girl thought that we were still developing the technology to make atomic bombs
"I'm not doing this to scale" "that isnt as big as you said it would be" "remember I said to scale" "oh I thought you meant like mountains!"
"why do you have a pink ipod?" "because I won it in a machine I couldnt choose the color, I'd rather have this than nothing." "I (the other person) wouldnt"
"what does dominic the donkey have to do with christmas?" "it's the italian christmas donkey" that's the next line in the song that they couldnt seem to remember and they asked this to the TEACHER EVERY WEEK FOR 3 WEEKS IN APRIL
Oh at the the beginning of my current events class (nobody in the class gives a fuck about current events) we were supposed to tell five people what country we would like to visit outside our own and then remember it and share it with the class i didnt get any because i had an argument with a kid that hawaii was a state.
Both of these are from a girl in my Journalism class. We were looking through the school's newspaper and this was what she said to me.
-dead serious- "Do we have little people in our heads...?"
Me: "...what?"
Her: "I saw a picture of a brain and little people were inside, working in an office..."
Me: "Uh...no..."
And a little bit later, we had to divide sections of it into groups.
Her: "Oh, what about these white board drawings?"
Me: "Well, that would probably go under art and we already have that."
Her: "Art...?"
Me: "Art."
Her: "Art?"
Me: "Yeah. Art..."
I swear, she had no idea what I was talking about when I said "art." >.>
I think I could have a stupid comment of the day from her each day, if I really paid enough attention. xD But I usually try to ignore her instead. She drops my IQ, I think.
-dead serious- "Do we have little people in our heads...?"
Me: "...what?"
Her: "I saw a picture of a brain and little people were inside, working in an office..."
Me: "Uh...no..."
And a little bit later, we had to divide sections of it into groups.
Her: "Oh, what about these white board drawings?"
Me: "Well, that would probably go under art and we already have that."
Her: "Art...?"
Me: "Art."
Her: "Art?"
Me: "Yeah. Art..."
I swear, she had no idea what I was talking about when I said "art." >.>
I think I could have a stupid comment of the day from her each day, if I really paid enough attention. xD But I usually try to ignore her instead. She drops my IQ, I think.
I'm lucky that I have never really been faced with real stupidity in school so I don't have any good stories. The biggest goofs I've seen was my classmate thinking that cavemen practised 'swordfighting' and two classmate's total inability to play chess even though they knew how to move the pieces and were working together.
the same thing happens in my history class every year, the same person, the same answer. they just dont get it.la-le-lu-li-lo said:And my personal favorite, was during my favorite English class of all time. Not so much a dumb question as a rather unsettling one. Then again if you're not a lover of literature as I am, it won't seem so bad.
"Why do we have to read these books by dead authors about shit that never happened, or happened way before we were born?"
Needless to say, two other people and myself went off on a huge tangent about why classic literature is important. Afterward, she replied, "Okay. That makes sense."
Lesson well-learned.
while watching "First Knight" after camelot has been mentioned, and lancelot is there, in a scene with king arthur "Wait, his name is what, king... August?" i was like "are you kidding me? Who is the king of camelot?" "I don't know about fantasy crap"
We had just finished reading "Once and Future King".
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We had just finished reading "Once and Future King".
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In Form 1 (I think 5th or 6th grade by the American system) in Science when we were covering a bit about reproduction, some guy jumped up and said "Don't girls have to be married to get pregnant?" We were all 11/12 year olds.
Also In Religion (Here in Malta instruction in Catholic doctrine is mandatory in all schools) our teacher suggested that people cut themselves because Satan tricks them into giving him a blood offering.
Another time when we were being shown a movie about recovering drug addicts, one of the persons in the film said how she used to cut her arms out of depression.
The entire class immediately shouted "EMO!"
Also In Religion (Here in Malta instruction in Catholic doctrine is mandatory in all schools) our teacher suggested that people cut themselves because Satan tricks them into giving him a blood offering.
Another time when we were being shown a movie about recovering drug addicts, one of the persons in the film said how she used to cut her arms out of depression.
The entire class immediately shouted "EMO!"
There's probably plenty of examples, but a recent example is this girl in my human geography class who said Obama was born in Kenya. Granted, a lot of people said that, but this was a good 2-3 months after the whole birther thing.
In my ninth grade academic Western Civ class:
Girl 1: "Is there, like, a difference between China and Japan?"
Teacher: "Well, Japan is an island."
Girl 1 (to Girl 2): "I had Chinese food last night."
Girl 2: "Oh, I love Chinese food!"
Girl 1: "Is there, like, a difference between China and Japan?"
Teacher: "Well, Japan is an island."
Girl 1 (to Girl 2): "I had Chinese food last night."
Girl 2: "Oh, I love Chinese food!"
