Dumbest Things Heard In School

[similar.squirrel]

There's this fellow who sits behind me in History class. Fairly intelligent and articulate [if a little excitable], but he seems to affect far-right Christian notions as some peculiar form of rebellion, I suspect.
He comes out with some weird stuff about democracy, abortion and healthcare.

 

[Halios]

I don't really remember any particular instance from school but I think it is really stupid how anybody ever puts *face palm* this tells me that when somebody does something stupid or ignorant your hit yourself in the face... which I believe in most cases would be even more idiotic then what you hit yourself for in the first place and I know its not just an "internet saying" or anything along those lines because I've actually seen ppl hit them selves after showing me something on the net or in real life they would usually put *face palm* after

edit and for some reason they usually say "face palm" as they hit them selves in the face

We're not necessarily hitting ourselves, we're covering our faces. I do it my self (such as in the following anecdote.) I ail to see how this is stupid.
In French 1
Teacher comments on how some people say if you speak French with a Spanish accent, it sounds Italian or something idiotic like that. After he says the word, "Italy" the bimbo to my right asked, "Where in France is Italy?" I facepalmed.

well you may be the exception because the ppl I have seen have HIT them selves not just covered their face

 

[Cakes]

A Math Professor actually said this: 8*3=32

Needless to say I tested out of that class

8...16...32! Yeah, seems solid to me.
Though, math was never my forte...

Another little thing, "libary" annoys the fuck out of me. Library. LIBRARY. IT'S FUCKING LIBRARY!

 

[Queen Michael]

During the Q&A about evolution: "If I have a couple of lumps of flesh on my back that are supposed to evolve into wings, wouldn't they be more of a hindrance than an advantage before they evolve?" From a girl who clearly hadn't done her proverbial homework.

 

[Graves]

I haven't been to school for years now, but I remember wearing my 'The Bloodhound Gang Hates You' t-shirt. A girl comes up to me and says 'they don't even know me' in a concerned way...

 

[Hyper-space]

"whats a math?"

i once said that in class, epic hilarity ensued

 

[Gebi10000]

Latin teatcher:are you awake"insert name here"?
studentsuddenly bolt uppright)Acusativum cum infinitivum?(when disscusing syntax in latin chances are that is is the right answer. at least im my class)

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

In history class we were watching Band of Brothers

Woah, you watched Band of Brothers?

Can I join your school?

Bah, tis nothing. We watched BoB in GEOGRAPHY because our teacher needed to prove the Holocaust actually happened to some of my lesser evolved classmates.

You can't be serious?

 

[Necrofudge]

OK this happened while I was helping out a teacher for extra credit. He was teaching math or something, I didn't care much to notice, but it was some low level of freshmen math and one girl asked me "ok so how would I substitute y = 4 into 3x+y+3?" I told her to put 4 in place of y and she began yelling "NO YOU CAN'T! ITS A "Y" NOT A 4!"

 

[nathan-dts]

What is so bad about communism?

 

[Serithil Menelith]

I think the three stupidest things I've heard in school was.
1. Teacher: Okay today class we're going to learn about King Tut, an Egyptian Pharaoh.
Patricia(Really stupid person): Hey isn't that the dude who got shot to death?.
Me: Umm I really hope you're suggestions either a projectile spear which would be unlikely or atleast a crossbow...
Patricia:.... I mean with a gun.
2. Some random person talking to an American about Canada joining the war: Hey America?, can you kill a Terrorist with a Puck?

3. While someone was walking away they said "Peace Taco"

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I haven't been to school for years now, but I remember wearing my 'The Bloodhound Gang Hates You' t-shirt. A girl comes up to me and says 'they don't even know me' in a concerned way...

A Misfits avatar and a Bloodhound Gang t-shirt?

You're awesome.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

a kid in my old school whose name was kevin (who i hate) comes up to me and my freinds lunch table (2 girls 2 guys including myself) where talking about funny sex stuff and he just barges in and says " yeah one time i was humping my bed and my mom saw my do it and i keeped doing it anyway" he proceded to walk away leaving us dumbfounded and disturbed.