Dumbest Things Heard In School

[ffxfriek]

Today in Civics.


Question: How would you solve in illegal immigration problem?


Kid in class: Bomb Mexico.

Nothing against Americans here (I myself being one) but it seems like the majority of schoolkids here use "Bomb the holy shit out of them!" as the #1 answer to all of the issues facing the world. Whether they are kidding, or not, I shall never know.

Just an observation.

ya' know i thought that was me too. In some situations it is needed and the rest its hella fun and pretty explosions. Sorry got off topic. Anyway some situations should be resolved peacefully and if not possible BOMB teh hell outa them!

 

[ffxfriek]

A girl in my class was very proud of her idea that we could stop global warming by building giant air conditioners outside.

Also, my Social teacher drew the swastika backwards and pronounced it wrong (it is not "swas-tee-kah"; it is "swas-tik-ah"), but then again, everybody seems to make that mistake. You'd think a Social/History teacher would know better, though.

And I know a guy who thought Canada was part of the Axis powers.

WOW just wow.... for me itd be saving private ryan in world history 2 years ago.
Teacher: so jeremy this is what war is like only prettied up. still want to be a marine?
jeremy: AWW FUCK YES
teacher: do you like guts?
jeremy: freakin awesome
teacher: check out those intestines outside his body on the beach
jeremy: AWW FUCKING GROSS! *goes to throw up ON THE FLOR*
teacher: leave this room go to the dean for being an idiot.
me: give him a 5 hour detention as well just becuase stupidity should be punished
teacher: Thanks mike! jeremy you also have a 5 hour detention for being stupid. See ya in JUG.
class: *cheers*

EDIT: sorry for double post.

 

[obliterate]

"Did you study today ?"

 

[PatrioticPineapple]

In my High School(Alaska) in AK Studies

Teacher: There are no tree's in Barrow so the people have to take drift wood from the beach to make fires.

Dumb Chick: "Then how do they breathe?"

Teacher ignored her question.

 

[a stranger]

Hmm...I need to think about that..



Geography:

"Where's Russia?"

same thing happened to me only they asked where's North America god the school system here sucks.
ps:it's a 12 grade class

 

[curty129]

"It rains because when the sun is out, it heats up the floor and then the rain comes and cools it down. Y'know, the earth is hot......." Just a 15 year old boy loving bloody annoying thick shit of a blonde. No, i'm not "using" a stereotype, i'm proving it very slightly.

There was a hell of a lot more to her stupid explanation too, i'm just glad i don't remember it. I'd like to see how her theory holds up agaisnt the fact that britain is pretty much always raining and cold, and there's nothing to cool down. Since she too, lives in britain. ..Fucking idiots. ._.

 

[Chrissyluky]

dumbest thing i heard? 10th grade one of the girls in my class asked our teacher what a douchebag is. and she really didnt know.

 

[Blackadder51]

I said do you know what KFC stands for? he said yeh, Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Facepalm ensued.

Uh, doesnt KFC stand for that?

If not was does it stand for?

EDIT: Wikipedia agrees with me

 

[The Cheezy One]

"is spain in england?"
"whats a sandbag?"
"what continent is this? you live in it." "Asia?"
i am not joking

dumbest thing i heard? 10th grade one of the girls in my class asked our teacher what a douchebag is. and she really didnt know.

look it up in wikipedia, its actually quite funny

 

[Custard_Angel]

Hmm... I suppose there was a chick who said this line.

"I know the capital of America; it's USA"

It was about grade 10 and she said it with such conviction... I had a great time.

 

[C3rtainD3ath]

Worst i heard was in Modern History, teacher giving out dates of WW1, WW2 vietname etc.

Guy: wait i think you missed world war 3

Also i know someone who thought that the governer-generals were actually was called bishops

 

[ffxfriek]

I recall one person in Government class saying, in all seriousness, "I think President Bush is doing a good job." The year was 2006.

Meh, everyone's entitled to their own opinions.

he was doing good till he got all spending crazy *sigh*

 

[Noamuth]

"So you follow that Goth religion?"

".. I'm sorry, what?"

"You wear black an' shit. You must follow that Goffick religion."

 

[vamp rocks]

"What's so bad about communism?"

actually, im not surprised... usually when people first hear about communism it sounds like a great idea and on paper.... it is. However in practice it cannot work

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

A girl in my class once said....

"Miss, is Shakespeare still alive?"

......Yes

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

I said do you know what KFC stands for? he said yeh, Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Facepalm ensued.

Uh, doesnt KFC stand for that?

If not was does it stand for?

EDIT: Wikipedia agrees with me

Yeah, im pretty sure it does stand for that.

 

[Shaoken]

tl;dr "What's so bad about communism?" is a valid question

Only for morons like yourself. Get over the whole "all people who badmouth communism are brainwashed!" bullshit, communism is bad because it's so easy to abuse and usurp. It also completely and utterly destroys creativity and innovation; both are expressions of individuality whereas communism focuses on everyone being equal. Since a doctor is treated the same as a janitor, why should the doctor work harder? It's not going to make much of a difference. Oh sure you'll get the odd doctor whose actually in the field to help people (God bless them, another thing communism hates) but for the most part it's a means to gaining lots of money and therefore of survival. Whereas over in commie-land the only plusses are being able to pat yourself on the back and being able to apply your medical knowledge whenever you get hurt.

tl;dr Communist is bad because it's flawed and can't survive the human element.