It should be called the PiiU because it looks like a stinker.
Prolonged use of WiiU controller can cuase side effects including hand cramps, arthritis, muscle fatigue, droopy head syndrome, ADD, BNS, double vision, wandering eyes, inability to focus, loss of depth perception, sweating, headaches, nasuea, genital warts, bleeding gums, ear leakage and discharge, gas with oily discharge, and/or a general desire to go back to playing the Wii, PS3, Xbox 360, the PC or any other gaming platform that does not have such a gimmicky, unfun looking monstrosity of a controller.