Man, I can't believe that slipped through. I double-checked that shit because I kept typing "portal" instead of "postal." Apparently my double-checking skillz suck.Alex Cowan said:Alas, I wish it were so, but sadly I believe there to be a typo
E3: Postal III Trailer Rocks the Show
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I...err...this. This is all I want from a game these days.
Pitch dark humour, over the top violence and a no boundaries take on controversy.
Truly, this is a game of awesome proportion
Pitch dark humour, over the top violence and a no boundaries take on controversy.
Truly, this is a game of awesome proportion
You've never seen the original games.The best bit is that it's an independant studio.No big label and they really take it over the top.I mean you could kick people into cactus way before Bulletstorm did it.There were terrorist bomb squads yelling the ALALALALALLA etc.You could put a cat on your shotgun to use as your silencer.You could play football with people's heads you could throw scissors like throwing stars to kill people.This is the thing that Fox is gunna attack outright.And in the end the game is gonna mock you that the 150 dogs,400 cats and 8000 people you killed was the equivalent of an overworked office accountant over the edge.hazabaza1 said:
Just can't wait
Actually I have seen them, but all this one seems to add is horny monkeys.Hristo Tzonkov said:You've never seen the original games.The best bit is that it's an independant studio.No big label and they really take it over the top.I mean you could kick people into cactus way before Bulletstorm did it.There were terrorist bomb squads yelling the ALALALALALLA etc.You could put a cat on your shotgun to use as your silencer.You could play football with people's heads you could throw scissors like throwing stars to kill people.This is the thing that Fox is gunna attack outright.And in the end the game is gonna mock you that the 150 dogs,400 cats and 8000 people you killed was the equivalent of an overworked office accountant over the edge.hazabaza1 said:
Just can't wait
This has to be the holy grail of video game marketing.
The actual game could be about realistically doing accounts and tax returns but with a voice over by that guy, a guy dressed as a ball sack and a hyper monkey active humping someones spliced into the video, I'd buy it anyway!
The actual game could be about realistically doing accounts and tax returns but with a voice over by that guy, a guy dressed as a ball sack and a hyper monkey active humping someones spliced into the video, I'd buy it anyway!
hazabaza1 said:Actually I have seen them, but all this one seems to add is horny monkeys.Hristo Tzonkov said:You've never seen the original games.The best bit is that it's an independant studio.No big label and they really take it over the top.I mean you could kick people into cactus way before Bulletstorm did it.There were terrorist bomb squads yelling the ALALALALALLA etc.You could put a cat on your shotgun to use as your silencer.You could play football with people's heads you could throw scissors like throwing stars to kill people.This is the thing that Fox is gunna attack outright.And in the end the game is gonna mock you that the 150 dogs,400 cats and 8000 people you killed was the equivalent of an overworked office accountant over the edge.hazabaza1 said:
Just can't wait
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I'll be keeping a eye on this.
