EA EXECUTIVE EATS BABY

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nope!

read:
South Korea cracks down on baby flesh pills
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-08/south-korea-cracks-down-on-baby-flesh-pills/3999028

Thousands of pills filled with powdered human baby flesh discovered by customs officials in South Korea
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html

Here's a tip: when you see something that on the FUCKING Daily Mail, especially if it deals with foreigners predilections for FUCKING child flesh, don't FUCKING believe it.

here is another thing.
if you cant wrap your head around this and arent sure if it true,

GO FUCKING USE GOOGLE.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/08/human-flesh-pills-dead-babies-china_n_1499082.html

http://www.thenational.ae/news/world/asia-pacific/baby-flesh-pills-highlights-a-china-clinging-on-to-ancient-medical-beliefs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17980177

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-baby-flesh-capsules-prompt-customs-crackdown-in-south-korea-7720717.html

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/rights-so-divine/2012/may/10/chinese-cannibalism-infant-flesh-outrages-world/

internet is not only for porn, you know...

and FUCKING ease on the FUCKING use of FUCKING FUCKING in your posts...

Then why not link to those sources instead? Using the daily mail as a citation doesn't exactly give the best impression.

 

[Vigormortis]

I figured it was blatant that I was exaggerating for comic effect, I don't really expect... Oh God they are here!! They are breaking down the door! Send Help!

Spoiler: Here, take this:

The rest is up to you...

 

[Innegativeion]

calling not being cannibalized a 'service'

I think this deserves to be archived in my "awesome shit people've said on the internet" word document for all eternity.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

EA Exec: Hey! Gamers! You can buy our games, and we might reconsider the always on requirements, but in return we ant your baby. Baby; the other, other white meat! Baby; it's whats for dinner!

EA wants their baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs.

EA Exec: Get in my BELLY! Also, I want your money! Get in my WALLET!