Hello, this is Bioware, I am speaking of my own free will. EA is a great and wonderful company, ignore everythign you've heard from the outside media. It is all lies. EA never did anything to influence us when we were creating Mass Effect 3. I think OW!! [sub]stop it! I'm reading it just like you asked.[/sub] Um... EA is, no wait, ...I think you are all being too hard on EA. EA is not evil, EA is a fair and just company that wants nothing more than to satisfy you plebes [sub]you really think that's a good word to[/sub] OW!!! OKAY!! OKAY!! Um.. We at EA, I mean Bioware, know that our apologies have largely come across as insincere, that is why they have asked us to speak for them. Please continue to buy excellent EA products through our new convenient client Origin.
[sub]please help us!! They stopped feeding us, I don't know how much long[/sub] OWW!!! GOD!!! STOP!! PLEASE!!
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT, I'LL DO ANYTHING!! NO, NOT THE BEES!!! AAAUGH!!!!
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