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[The Wooster]

Earlier Access

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[Roxas1359]

Why would you trade the valuable cow!? I'm sure that Early Access game is only worth 3 puka shells and some otter pelts at the most. Never trade the cow, you'd need to trade that to get the subscription for the Sims 4! *cow not included in base game, get that with the Dairy Animal DLC for only $4.99*

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Why would you trade the valuable cow!?

Cow too good to trade for that.

I could be wrong but I think it's a cash-cow.

 

[MrFinnishDude]

I thought it was more like early access beef.

 

[JoJo]

Maybe you guys are being a little too hasty, the cow could be barren of milk and only good for meat? That or Erin is buying the collector's edition, iconic cap included.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ha ha ha ha! "Early Access Money!" Of course are you sure that game is worth a whole cow? Maybe a bag of grain and some eggs.

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

Heh, love the concept.

Instead of real money, I'll give them some blank paper and promise to draw a dollar bill on it over the coming months. If I feel like it. Maybe.

Oh sorry, I'm afraid my payment ran into unforeseen complications and I've had to abandon giving you my hard earned money. Better luck next time.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Aw, everyone else has also realised that a cow would cost more than the game.

Ah well.

 

[Renegade-pizza]

I believe the cow was a pre-order incentive for Euro-Farming simulator

 

[TKretts3]

That piece of crap? At most, its worth three gallons of milk and a few M&Ms hiding in your pockets.

Well, a cow is pretty much early access milk.

 

[MowDownJoe]

Alright, everyone. Moove on here. This thread is done.

 

[youji itami]

Why would you trade the valuable cow!? I'm sure that Early Access game is only worth 3 puka shells and some otter pelts at the most. Never trade the cow, you'd need to trade that to get the subscription for the Sims 4! *cow not included in base game, get that with the Dairy Animal DLC for only $4.99*

$4.99! this is EA were talking about DLC is $9.99 for 1 cow $19.99 for 3 or $29.99 for a small herd.

 

[Alfador_VII]

I don't think there's any need to chew the cud even more about this subject.

But if you've like to hear more, this comment is in early access, for only $19.99 you can find out the rest of my thoughts, at some vague point in the future, if I ever bother writing them down!

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Well, fine. I'll just go buy this udder game instead.

I could be wrong but I think it's a cash-cow.

Careful, we're milking it now.

I hope you didn't ruminate over that pun for too long.

 

[Under_your_bed]

Oh good. An entire thread of cow puns. I hope you're happy, Grey and Cory. I hope you're god-damn happy.

Also, what's with the sign-off song? I don't get the joke.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Why would you trade the valuable cow!?

Cow too good to trade for that.

I could be wrong but I think it's a cash-cow.

Well, fine. I'll just go buy this udder game instead.

I could be wrong but I think it's a cash-cow.

Careful, we're milking it now.

xD I assume puns shall be made until the cows come home.

Personally, I think she should have kept the cow, and paid with a cowpie.
Equal exchange. ;p

 

[Griffolion]

Was there any significance to the guy with Wolverine claws in the background?

 

[grey_space]

Oh sorry, I'm afraid my payment ran into unforeseen complications and I've had to abandon giving you my hard earned money. Better luck next time.

I genuinely burst out laughing at this one. Tip of the cap to you sir.

You can be sure if there was an issue of payment for a product, electronic or otherwise, the consumer wouldn't be receiving it whatever the promises.

However we are expected to fork out currency for the...possible potential of something?

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Why would you trade the valuable cow!?

Cow too good to trade for that.

I could be wrong but I think it's a cash-cow.

Well, fine. I'll just go buy this udder game instead.

I could be wrong but I think it's a cash-cow.

Careful, we're milking it now.

xD I assume puns shall be made until the cows come home.

Personally, I think she should have kept the cow, and paid with a cowpie.
Equal exchange. ;p

To be honest some of these jokes are so old they need to be put out to pasture.

I could be wrong but I think it's a cash-cow.

Careful, we're milking it now.

I hope you didn't ruminate over that pun for too long.

Don't worry, I can easily calf my way through these puns.

That's the kine of thing I like to hear!

 

[lacktheknack]

Needs better tagging. You can't have an entire thread of cow puns and not a single "until the cows come home" tag.