Grilled cheese sandwich. So easy to make, but so delicious when done just right. Here's my 300lb. recipe:
Fry three-or-four half-strips of bacon. In the same pan of grease, place two slices of buttered bread butter-side-down. On one, place a slice of American cheese. On the other, place a layer of shredded cheddar cheese. Then put your bacon slices over the cheddar, and cover the bacon with a little more cheddar. By now the American cheese should be melted to the slice of bread, which you can turn over on top of the bacon and cheddar slice. Grill the whole thing on both sides until each side is crispy brown (not Daemorah black!). Serve with sour creme and salsa on the side. Spoon a little of each on the sandwich before you bite into it. It's damned good.
Also delicious: use only swiss cheese (bacon optional) and load each bite with hot sauce.
Too hard; didn't cook = Grilled cheese is so easy, just butter two pieces of bread and stick a slice of cheese between them. Grill the sum-***** and fucking eat it.