Eat Doritos, Drink Mt. Dew, Win an Xbox One

oldtaku

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Yo Bro, we hear you have no taste Bro, no judgement Bro, and will Bro anything that moves Bro for some free Bro, Bro.

I don't want this piece of Bro even for free now, Bro.
 

thenumberthirteen

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sid said:
I'll tackle the years-old elephant in the room. Who on earth decided cheese-residue-dropping nachos would ever be a good idea to market alongside videogame controllers? Is this why they're pushing the Kinect? Was is you all along, Doritos? Was it you all along?
True. Best stick with the plain variety, or maybe MS should bundle a Nintendo Rob style robot to feed you the Doritos while you play.
 

neppakyo

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Ok, scratch dew and doritos off the list.

Ain't touching anything associated with the xbone.
 

Eliwood10

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At this point I wouldn't take an XBone for free. I have plenty of doorstops, thank you.
 

KeyMaster45

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I wouldn't mind winning one. That way I won't feel like I've wasted any money when I smash it to pieces, put it in a box, shit in said box, then mail it to Microsoft's doorstep.
 

Callate

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Mmm. Mountain Dew, Doritos, and XBox One.

Goes together like diabetes, high blood pressure, and corporate overwatch.

Like brominated vegetable oil, monosodium glutamate, and degenerating property rights.

Like...

I can go on...
 

CrazyCapnMorgan

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Callate said:
Mmm. Mountain Dew, Doritos, and XBox One.

Goes together like diabetes, high blood pressure, and corporate overwatch.

Like brominated vegetable oil, monosodium glutamate, and degenerating property rights.

Like...

I can go on...
Like green shit, red shit and black shit!

And, of course with all things shit, it's better flushed down the toilet. Unless you're fertilizing something.

Makes me kinda wonder what Microsoft is fertilizing now...
 

VoidWanderer

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Just when my opinion of Microsoft couldn't get any lower...

I keep getting this image of Microsoft 'turning tricks' for major junk food suppliers.
 

Saika Renegade

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Not helping those of us trying to debate that there isn't much merit in video gaming being linked to childhood obesity there, Microsoft.

To be fair, this is not helping its own image either. This sort of thing seems to scream out not for gamers as people, but for the stereotype of gamers to come and flock to its shores...particularly the unflattering stereotype of Xbox gamers as over-caffeinated man-children of either the fraternity or basement variety.

At this point, though, I'm not particularly surprised by the lack of concrete information on how this promotion works, and find myself uncaring at best about it. In other words, not too different from my current take on Microsoft and its products.
 

Lazy Kitty

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Ah, so that's how they're gonna get those paperweights in people's houses.
By giving them away for free.
 

piinyouri

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Did Mountain Dew used to taste different?
I remember a time I drank it semi often and really enjoyed it.
Nowadays when I open a 20 oz it tastes different, almost like it's already a little watered down.

As usual, what's up with this forum?
Is everyone here a health food nut of the obnoxious variety, or is everyone so starved to say some petty thing about something they don't like that they'll take any opportunity?

I mean, I'm not the healthiest eater, I drink soda and enjoy potato chips semi-occasionally, but I don't guzzle the shit all day, which is what you'd have to do to get to the state most people seem to be accusing here.
 

1337mokro

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Oh that picture, I can never look at it WITHOUT laughing.

It is the absolute best captured moment of "This is my life now, I am surrounded by marketing and am nothing but a puppet for selling crap", it says so much in just one picture :D
 

Hazy992

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Wow, I think my irony meter just broke...

Microsoft have no idea how stupid they look do they? It's like they live in a plastic bubble, cut off from the rest of the world.
MrHide-Patten said:
Stay classy America. Stay classy.
What does that have to do with anything?
 

Hazy992

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RatherDull said:
By the way, is there a high res image of Geoff Keighley sitting there next to Mountain Dew and Doritos? I want to make that my desktop background just for the sheer dark hilarity of it.
I don't know, but this picture that Jim Sterling made of Geoff Keighley with a pizza slice for a face is just about the best thing ever.

 

Adam Jensen_v1legacy

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We knew that Microsoft doesn't care about our mental health when they announced all the DRM shit. But it seems they don't really give a fuck about our physical health either. In fact, the crazier and more obese you are, the better.
 

Yopaz

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kajinking said:
Also who the hell needs to be bribed into drinking Dew? That stuff is delicious!
If Mountain Dew was still available here I would stop drinking it now... yeah, I kid... I miss my Mountain Dew so much that I would even drink it despite the risk of ending up with a new Xbox in my house...