Eating Pizza: How do You do it?

[Haukur Isleifsson]

Whatever fits the occasion I suppose. Really fancy expensive pizzas deserve, in my opinion, the slow and deliberate eating that i feel only a knife and a fork can provide. But other (especially cheap, greasy pizzas) are best left to the "guðsgafflar" (god's forks).

And on that other one I totally agree with you. Slurping or chewing loudly is one of the few things I simply can't stand about a person.

 

[MikhailGH]

Complete opposite, pointy thing first, with hands

 

[Altorin]

I generally fold that badboy up, and stuff it in, although that's only for a regular pizza.. a deep dish chicago style you need to use a knife and fork.

 

[WeedyPirate]

I cannot eat pizza due to cheese being to me what kryptonite is to superman, (

 

[PeePantz]

When I was a kid, I used to peel the cheese off to eat first, then lick all the sauce off, and finally I would eat the crust (dough) portion.

Now, I just slightly fold the pizza into a lazy "u" shape (usually the tip dangles down) and eat from point to crust. Once I am down to just the crust, I tear it into two separate pieces (I always do this subconsciously) and eat them individually.

There is nothing more annoying than the sound of a spoon clinking against a bowl filled with cereal. Morning is usually the time one would hear this and that's the time I'm not the most pleasant.

 

[Simalacrum]

Pick it up and nom nom nom, pointy bit first.

The regular way, basically.

 

[No_Remainders]

Totally depends on a variety of things.
My favourite way is one I only do when I'm at home eating my own pizza. I pick up half of the pizza, fold it over, and nom it like a sandwich.

It works.

 

[Slangeveld]

I eat pizza with my fingers. Rest with knife and fork. I hate it when people eat with their mouths open, talk with their mouths full and do not like people making a lot of noise while they're eating. Slurping when eating soup is excused; Not everyone has mouths big enough to eat it without, Nor do all restaurants have appropriate soup-spoons.

I hate it when people drink something while there's still food in their mouths.

And that's about it.

 

[RanD00M]

I use my feet!

Beat that.

I use my mind. [HEADING=2]BRAIN PIZZA![/HEADING]

OT:I always use my hands. Pizza, like hamburger, is finger food to me. And there is nothing that shall change that.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I use a knife and fork if they're provided, but otherwise I eat it with my hands, point-to-crust. I also eat the crust unlike many people, the picky bastards.

I hate it when people talk to me when I've just taken a bite or moutful of something, because I always end up looking like an idiot while I rapidly chew whatever's in my mouth and half-choke when I swallow it almost whole, and by the time I've recovered, the conversation has moved on.

 

[Jonluw]

I eat either with a fork and knife, or with my hands. I do no, however, eat it crust first.

 

[Free Thinker]

If it's delivery, I'll have one in each hand.
If it's Brooklyn style, I'm folding in half and eating it properly.
If it's a classy restaurant with classy pizza, fork and knife.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I ball mine up and load it into a slingshot.

Because I'm a busy man, I can't waste time cutting or chewing.

 

[Tator Salad]

I release digestive enzymes and liquefy it then suck it up through a straw like orifice ... >.>

 

[RoyalWelsh]

I start at the pointy end and work my way up to the crust in small, manageable bites. Then I eat the crust whole.

That's how I role baby!

 

[CRoone]

Sprinkle on red pepper flakes and parmesean cheese, and then fold the thing in half like a taco. Proceed to consume from the sides until the pointy end and crusted end are almost even. Then eat the thing up from the fold. Bonus points if done when dipped in sauce, and one manages to keep from getting anything on themselves in the process. For an extra challenge, attempt it with Deep Dish.

That's how I did it for a while, anyway. Not so much any more. I still eat with my hands, though.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Normally with my hands, but sometimes I do a weird order. Pick off the topping s and cheese and eat that in one big lump. Then the sauce. Then the fluffy part of the bread. Then the rest of the bread. Then the crust.

As for other eating I hate it when someone eat something recklessly spreading crumbs everwhere. Yes a few of the microscopic bastards get loose, but preferably not a truckload of them on my desk during class.

 

[mrdude2010]

real men only eat steak. off the grill. with their hands.

 

[The Hairminator]

I grind it into a paste then inject it directly into my bloodstream for maximum pizza effect.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Hand all the time unless i'm at a place like pizza hut!