Eating Pizza: How do You do it?

[Argtee]

My Dad eats pizza with a fork and knife. You're not the only one!

I eat pizza with my hands.

 

[Kenko]

It really depends on the establishment. If im at a restaurauant i'll eat it with kitchen utencils. When at home i'll eat it with my hands, or if its got tons of stuff on it i'll use tools. POWER TOOLS!

 

[Xanadu84]

With gusto?

Most pizza, eat by hand. Less cleaup and faster. Thinner crust, I fold it in half and eat it. If it is too thin for even that, or if the crust itself is greasy, use a fork. Never a knife though, as I have never encountered a pizza that can't be cut with a fork, and if I did encounter such a pizza, I doubt I would eat it.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Knife and fork all the way, it is the civilised way to eat

 

[UnwishedGunz]

im guessing your a girl

*voice in head* - but girls dont exist on the internet

SHUT UP VOICE!!!

when i eat pizze i like to roll it up in a somewhat tubish figure and then cut it into little pieces from left to right and then...for some reason...mix them up so i dont know what piece belonged where.....then i eat them

and you think your weird >.>

 

[UnwishedGunz]

Knife and fork all the way, it is the civilised way to eat

what if your eatting cereal?? i tried to eat cereal with a fork....i got sad :O

 

[Underground Man]

I eat like a dog on the floor. I cant stand tables or plates. Nope, throw something microwavable onto a paper towel, set it on the ground in front of the computer, and shovel away.

Never was too good with table manners, so I hate eating in public.

What bothers me most about how people eat is the fact they like to gab while doing it. Just shut up and stick the biomatter into your facehole. I don't want to listen to you ramble on about the homeowner's association as you loudly masticate muscle fibers and fatty tissue.

I'm also a vegetarian (not because I care about animals or anything, I just find meat wholly unappetizing).

 

[v3n0mat3]

Fold it, eat it. NOM.

 

[ArtPhsyc]

I use a fork and knife when it's too hot 'cause I hate burning the roof of my mouth. If the pizza can be handled and eaten (meaning it's not molten lava) I take the first few bites from the point working towards the crust. When the pie part left is the width of the crust, I fold it over onto the crust so I still get some cheese and sauce as I finish. I just don't like crust alone :\

 

[Phoenix09215]

I start by going around the pizza, eating the crusts, continueing the cycle until there is none left.

Or if I'm sober I just pick up a slice and stuff my face...

 

[UberMore]

Pick it up by the crust, eat it from the wedge end towards the crust.
The only time I'll use a knife and fork to eat a pizza is when it's a Pizza-Pie. They are damn near impossible to pick up.
I won't even use a knife and fork if my fingers are burning...the blisters are worth it!

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Knife and fork all the way, it is the civilised way to eat

what if your eatting cereal?? i tried to eat cereal with a fork....i got sad :O

Don't worry my friend that is why the spork was invented. Although failing that I'm sure a spoon will be perfectly acceptable for cereal.

 

[UnwishedGunz]

Knife and fork all the way, it is the civilised way to eat

what if your eatting cereal?? i tried to eat cereal with a fork....i got sad :O

Don't worry my friend that is why the spork was invented. Although failing that I'm sure a spoon will be perfectly acceptable for cereal.

spoons are for noobs, i use i fork for everything...FOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRKKKKKK!!!!

 

[sipe]

I use scissors to cut a slice and then I eat it from the middle and out. And I don't eat the crust.

 

[Wolfy1328]

I rip the cheese off, and just eat the bread and sauce!

other times, i will put BBQ sauce on if i don't feel like taking the cheese off.

 

[SimuLord]

I love a thin-crust New York style pizza so loaded with cheese and pepperoni as to preclude the hot slice supporting its own weight.

I slip a slice onto tripled-up thick paper plates at the pizza place (as anyone who loves NY pizza knows, if it ain't greasy, it ain't good), then slip enough off the edge to allow me to take a bite. When the pizza's cooled enough to be able to have my hand support it without me burning my fingers, I'll prop up the crust with the fingertips of my left hand while shoving it into my mouth with my right.

Napkins are used in quantity, though if it's gonna be laundry day the next day anyway I just wipe on my pants---a good detergent gets the grease out and I get to smell like pizza for the rest of the day.

 

[TaylorPaige09]

With ranch, lots of ranch. Pointy end to crust.

I have a friend who eats her pizza with ranch. Initially, I thought that would be pretty gross, but it's surprisingly good.

OT: I eat pizza using my hands.
Sometimes I like to rip off the cheese and eat that, then finish off the pizza with just the sauce on it. I'm from NY so I fold my pizza too.

I hate when people chew loudly, slurp, smack, and/or chew with their mouth open. I also hate when people lick their fingers or pick at their teeth when they are done eating. Yuck. :/

 

[jawg_t-j]

I dunno people find me weird because if it comes on a plate or i a bowl you use cuttlery even thing that your supossed to eat it using your hands. everything else hands i dont find it weird.

 

[The Night Shade]

First piece with fork and a knife,the second piece with my hands

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

Well there's only one variety of pizza which I eat, which is a Domino's Meateor, and I eat the meat off the top, then the cheese, and then fold up the base and eat that.


Don't judge me.