EDGE of Asshattery

[Shamus Young]

EDGE of Asshattery

If you're planning on making a videogame, just make sure it doesn't have the word 'edge' in its title. Or any iterations thereof. In fact, just don't include it at all.

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[scnj]

Wow.
What a fucker.

I came here to say nearly that exact same thing. Seriously, what kind of an asshole is that?

 

[Clashero]

Mirrors, a game by EDGE. Wow. Look up hypocrit in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of Langdell.

"The International Committee Against Smashing Shit Into Tiny Pieces" made me laugh out loud.

This was a great, if infuriating read. Great work!

 

[Xvito]

This Tim Langdell you speak of... Where does he live?

--Xvito, keeping it excellent... [small]by getting rid of Tim.[/small]

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I've never heard of someone being that much of an asshole. This Tim creature should die in the most horrific way possible. I hope that the developer comes out of this on the winning side.

 

[scnj]

I came here to say nearly that exact same thing. Seriously, what kind of an asshole is that?

The kind of asshole whose knees are shortly going to be bending the wrong way due to outside interference.

He honestly makes Activision look good. And that's no mean feat.

 

[Diddy_King]

Man...how has this guy not been beaten to death yet?

 

[AboveUp]

I have never hated a single person so much after reading an online article...

Wow.
What a fucker.

Max, you basically just summed up what I wanted to say more efficiently.

 

[Susan Arendt]

Hey, hey, let's stop wishing physical harm on the guy, ok? Karma, people, karma.

 

[Calobi]

Man...how has this guy not been beaten to death yet?

God, I'm sorry, alright?
I can't just magically appear at his house.
I have to buy plane tickets, pack, find out where he lives...

I'll buy you the ticket. That way, you can focus solely on hurting him. Badly.

 

[gmer412]

"So, what do you do for a living, Tim?"
"Oh, I take advantage of people who are much smarter and more driven than I am using frivolous lawsuits based on questionable laws."
"Huh."

 

[SharPhoe]

Hey, hey, let's stop wishing physical harm on the guy, ok? Karma, people, karma.

I was about to voice the same thing. If anything, I jsut wanna give the guy a very stern talking-to.

 

[Neonbob]

Hey, hey, let's stop wishing physical harm on the guy, ok? Karma, people, karma.

How about wishing horrible mental anguish on him?
It would seem fitting, seeing what he's doing to others...
Seriously, trademarking a word? No. Just...no.

 

[Susan Arendt]

Hey, hey, let's stop wishing physical harm on the guy, ok? Karma, people, karma.

How about wishing horrible mental anguish on him?
It would seem fitting, seeing what he's doing to others...
Seriously, trademarking a word? No. Just...no.

Hmmmm...under the circumstances, that would seem fair. Yes, you may wish mental anguish on him.

 

[Neonbob]

How about wishing horrible mental anguish on him?
It would seem fitting, seeing what he's doing to others...
Seriously, trademarking a word? No. Just...no.

Hmmmm...under the circumstances, that would seem fair. Yes, you may wish mental anguish on him.

Hooray!
I'll be back in an hour.
*goes in to corner to concentrate*

 

[Trujkin]

I don't suppose atomic wedgies fall under mental anguish :/