Ending arguments through cannibalism

[photog212]

So as we all know by now the Obama administration is pushing for health care reform. And since health care reform means socialism, and the end of the world as we now it (sarcasm) arguments ensue. Not content with the typical yelling of profanity, a man in California decided to go all Papua New Guinea on this dudes ass and treat him like a lost missionary.

The encounter resulted in the best quote I've read all week:

"I was confronted by somewhat of a deranged individual, a scuffle ensued, and he ate my finger in the process,''

Here is a link to the full story:
http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2009/09/pinkybiting_victim_new_piano_l.html

So how do you end an argument?

 

[JenXXXJen]

I tend to do what I feel like doing at the time, but cannibalism seems like a good idea. Chances are it'd work, and definetely make a lasting impression.

 

[El Poncho]

Well I end an argument by beeing right and proving my point to them. If it's an endless argument? Well then I bit there finger off or I tell them to shut up this arguments going no where your now just throwing insults.

 

[j0z]

A writ of assassination with their name on it.
Or, I enrage them until they have a heart attack, or storm off.

 

[photog212]

The future of town hall meetings?

 

[Radeonx]

With a "Fuck You!" And a right hook. It solves all problems.

 

[megapenguinx]

With an extremely crushing blow to their argument, shutting down the possibility of a counter argument, and usually leaving them speechless. At that point they storm off in frustration/anger of not knowing what to say and I do a small victory cheer.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Start ridiculing their responses.

Or, suddenly yell "BANANAS!" in their face.
Works everytime.

 

[Xorghul]

I prefer to use the Morag Tong.

 

[Flamezdudes]

With a "Fuck You!" And a right hook. It solves all problems.

Umm, no. Human's need to stop solving problems with violence, sure at times it's ok but still..

 

[Sewer Rat]

It's odd that he calls the man deranged when he later admits that he threw the first punch and that his pinky ended up in his mouth because he punched him.
On topic... Round house kick to the stomach.

 

[Radeonx]

With a "Fuck You!" And a right hook. It solves all problems.

Umm, no. Human's need to stop solving problems with violence, sure at times it's ok but still..

Wrong. Violence solves every problem. Especially political ones.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

By having a skull that's much harder than the fist of anyone likely to argue with me.

 

[RebelRising]

I wonder if his health care will cover that.

 

[MajoraPersona]

WITH THE FUCKING MOON.

Also by ignoring them and shutting myself away from the world and living a pathetic so-called life in my parent's basement while pretending to be witty in front of people I'll never know or care about.

I'm so lonely.

THUS THE FUCKING MOON.

 

[CoziestPigeon]

With a "Fuck You!" And a right hook. It solves all problems.

If you watch the video, that's apparently how it STARTED. Dude kinda had it coming.

Funniest part? The health-care he is protesting wouldn't effect him in the slightest, as with him being so old that medicare covered all his hospital bills anyways.

Fucking old asshole, wish the dude bit out his throat rather than just the tip of his finger.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

WITH THE FUCKING MOON.

Also by ignoring them and shutting myself away from the world and living a pathetic so-called life in my parent's basement while pretending to be witty in front of people I'll never know or care about.

I'm so lonely.

THUS THE FUCKING MOON.

You can drop it on them if they're 8 feet tall and furry.

 

[Supernaut565]

I don't know about Cannibalism but I do think that from now on all city's should have a Thunder Dome were all arguments are settled. Rush Limbaugh slights Obama settle it in the Thunder Dome We could gather together all Bank CEOs and Thunder Dome! it has so many uses.

 

[Dr.Sean]

This is fucking stupid.

 

[MajoraPersona]

WITH THE FUCKING MOON.

Also by ignoring them and shutting myself away from the world and living a pathetic so-called life in my parent's basement while pretending to be witty in front of people I'll never know or care about.

I'm so lonely.

THUS THE FUCKING MOON.

You can drop it on them if they're 8 feet tall and furry.

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What? I don't get that. Are there three video games with time travel and moon droppings?