Ending arguments through cannibalism

[dududf]

I think the guy with a missing pinky was actually at fault in a way mainly because his first reaction to a argument was violence, and trust me when I say that a good punch to the jaw makes you jam your teeth together, in pain and reaction.

So from what I see I think it was a accident on the biters regard, and that the puncher should be scrutinized a bit more then he was in the video, just for immediatly responding with violence.

Now if the bite was intentional that it's a different story, but if you jam a fist in someones mouth you're asking for something to go wrong

violence can be avoided if no one throws the first punch =P

 

[Neonbob]

WITH THE FUCKING MOON.

You can drop it on them if they're 8 feet tall and furry.

...you win 45 internets with that quip.

I tend to solve mine with high explosives.

 

[MetaKnight19]

Usually if I'm in an argument and I know I'm right, I'll keep arguing my case. If I'm in an argument where I know I'm wrong but don't want to admit it, I'll just be really stubborn about the subject until the other person gets bored and goes of to do something else. I then claim my victory.

 

[Wildrow12]

Bigger question:

When will California deal with the zombie epidemic?

 

[Babypummeler]

I rarely argue, but if someone insists on arguing even though I'm clearly right, well the old "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" yes, that's generally my pickup line, but it works to end arguments too... and I get a good meal out of it if no one is around.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

The Chuck Norris method works fine for me.

 

[The_Echo]

End arguments? I start them. I also keep them going. And going. And going.

 

[Code Monkey]

I use the powers of SCIENCE

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs49/f/2009/175/8/7/Dr__Insano_Poster_by_BaronOBeefDip.jpg

 

[Madaxeman101]

I unleash the inner norris and look at them until they melt like the nazis in raiders of the lost ark

 

[Icedshot]

Carp tend to end most arguments.. among my dwarfs

 

[oppp7]

I try to end arguments in the most spectacularly absurd way possible.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I prefer to end my arguments quickly and intelligently through dialogue. If that doesn't work, there's always going Ryu Hayabusa on their ass.

 

[esperandote]

im rarely in a situation when i cant finish an argument thourgh dialog. but when i am i say "since we are not going to agree here we better forget bout it" though that might not work for situations in wich a decision need to be taken.

 

[AvsJoe]

I usually end my arguments with a winning point or a 'touche' if I can't come up with a response. Seems like the best way to end an argument.