Enjoy a 15% Discount at our Escapist Store Until the End of April

[Taco of flames]

I feel ashamed for never having looked at that stuff before. It's super-cool-partylicious-groovetown-funtacular! Speaking of which, that adjective deserves its own shirt. EDIT: Portal Maniac, Shanks' tie is available at ThinkGeek.com. Search "8-bit tie". Also, you ninja'd me with asking for DA reference stuff, curse you.

 

[Xersues]

All the stuff I want is sold out in my size Plz maek more and I will buy. I has monies, and I need ur stuffs

That's what I get for being so slow!

 

[rabidmidget]

The only thing that disappoints me is that there isn't, nor (to the best of my knowledge) has been, any Doomsday Arcade merchandise. It's by far my favorite series I've seen on this site, and had so many opportunities for purely epic things.

Like a tee-shirt with Bruce's heart-grenade X-ray.
Or a Laser Cat plushy.
Or a mask resembling the Dice Lord's head.
Or a tee-shirt with the quote "Whiskers on kittens!" and a creepy example on a stick figure head.
Perhaps even a miniature version of Polybius.
[EDIT]Or Shanks' tie. Hell, I'd kill for one of those... [/EDIT]

If only there was something like that in the store.
It might actually have give me reason to bugger my parents long enough into getting me one. The Zero Punctuation stuff has been there for ages, and the underwear........ eeeehhhhh...... I'll pass.........

You can get Shank's 8-bit tie from thinkgeek

 

[The Random One]

I'd like to buy something, but I'm in Brazil, and shipping will be murder.

I promise that if I ever write something for the Escapist and am paid in dollars, I will immediately use that money to buy Escapist gear feeding an insane neverending vicious cycle.

 

[wooty]

Argh, this would of been brilliant for me a week ago! Impulse buying ay, what are we gonna do about it

 

[Skobvs]

We have a store?

I'm thinking of getting that mug with the holding your head under the waters of knowledge one.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Oh heres a helpful tip! If you are buying more than one product and you live int he UK. Be prepared to pay extra. I got two ZP tops and since it was from a diffrent country and weighed over a certain amount i had to go to the nearest Deliver Port (There should be a local one, dont worry) and then pay an additional customs fee!

Other than that, the t-shirts are epic and i get alot of praise in the games classes at uni

edit: Anyway i just bought myself the "Livin life one exp at a time" tee in celebration of my new job.
Then i noticed it is goign to take 4 weeks to get to mine.. also.. VOLCANO?
This will take forever..

 

[Distorted Stu]

Ignore this. Or not. Its up to you really.

 

[Twin Of Aphex]

The one thing i want is out of stock, typical!

 

[DigitalSushi]

I'm totally digging the ZP underwear.

 

[stompythebeast]

I love Susan's little reference on the 'Rating' logo t-shirt: "Mild Ponies". Gotta love that woman. Anyway, i got the Apocalypse shirt for a friend a months back, wish i had that 15% then. I should get myself something too...maybe the "Charismatic Stallion" with black background....

 

[Sporky111]

The only thing that disappoints me is that there isn't, nor (to the best of my knowledge) has been, any Doomsday Arcade merchandise. It's by far my favorite series I've seen on this site, and had so many opportunities for purely epic things.

Like a tee-shirt with Bruce's heart-grenade X-ray.
Or a Laser Cat plushy.
Or a mask resembling the Dice Lord's head.
Or a tee-shirt with the quote "Whiskers on kittens!" and a creepy example on a stick figure head.
Perhaps even a miniature version of Polybius.
[EDIT]Or Shanks' tie. Hell, I'd kill for one of those... [/EDIT]

If only there was something like that in the store.
It might actually have give me reason to bugger my parents long enough into getting me one. The Zero Punctuation stuff has been there for ages, and the underwear........ eeeehhhhh...... I'll pass.........

I can solve two of these for you:
The only Doomsday Arcade shirt they have. It's from episode 1 or 2, when they open up their code.
8-Bit Tie with a very close resemblance to Shanks'.
And really, if you want a Dice Lord mask you can put a pillow case over your head and put two eyes on it.

 

[Mikkaddo]

The link is broken, for me at least.

Yep, whoops. Fixed it in the announcement.

And if someone hasn't figured it out for some reason (like a brain fart or whathaveyou):

Spoiler: Click for the code

GAMER

The only question I have (I saw the code before reading the article) is the meaning to the code . . . I can think of around 15 different meanings it MIGHT have, but none of them really make much sense.