Epic Fail

[LGC Pominator]

I slipped on the floor getting my pants off the night I lost my virginity

Always a good night

I on the other hand had to explain to my best friend why his house back door was broken down and his mum had spent the entire day cleaning some weird stain from their Persian rug...

[NOTE TO ALL HUMANS: IF YOUR FRIEND IS OUT AT THE LAKES, DO NOT BREAK INTO HIS HOUSE TO SLEEP WITH A GIRL YOU HARDLY KNOW... ALSO USE A RUBBER!]

My most epic fail will have probably allowing my friend to nail the lid of a green wheelie bin, filled with alcohol shut with me inside it, (I don't drink, don't ask), a lit match in my mouth, a skateboard on the back, stark naked, pushed down a hill and exploding out halfway down, igniting the aforementioned alcohol and rolling very quickly into the stream to put the flames out, cutting my self on the rocks and getting EXTREMELY cold in the icy winter air/water

Before you ask the friend in both of the above situations is the same, and yes we are best friends and I would probably die for the guy... if not because of him!

 

[AvsJoe]

Either going into a fit of psychotic rage and attacking a microphone stand in front of every other member of my grade or... or...... uhh...... oh who am I kidding, that wins by a mile.

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Ran into a wall. I was leaning against it less than a second beforehand.

 

[chris11246]

This one guy in our marching band actually ran into a moving car. He wasn't hit by it he ran into the side of a car going through the parking lot. He didn't get hurt but it did worry some people.

 

[jedizero]

I felt embaressed that I didn't have any money to give the Salvation worker. So trying to get in the Grocery store quicker, I glanced to the right. Seeing what appeared to be an open door, I walked towards it.

Right into the full length window.
I fell down, Got backup, Rubbing my forehead and walked inside.

At least the Salvation Army worker got a laugh out of it.

 

[MasterChowmein]

I once swallowed a fly then while pretending i was dying i accidentally hit my head on a wall, then while recovering from that i slipped on a book.

 

[BonsaiK]

Everyone has had and epic fail at one point of another so escapist what is your epic fail moment?

Mine has to be waking up just in time to miss an important test. yay fail alarm!

My biggest fail was that once I succumbed to using tired, unoriginal memes on an internet forum. I apologised to everyone involved and promised never to do it again.

 

[Carlston]

Joining the military so my wife and I could start a family and not worry about money. First fail was joining, and finding it a totally broken system of childs playground rules and behavior, second was the wife since she said she could handle me gone and how she handled it was blowing 1k every two weeks of my paycheck on nothing and spending the money allocated for food.

 

[Rhodeyo]

when i was like ten... i took karate lessons; when it got time to spar i actually thought it was a fight and punched the kid in the nose... broke it.. a year of chores and medical bills.... yea!!

 

[Pm0n3y]

This.


I'm sure it speaks for itself.

 

[Dead Eye II]

was at a house party, completly drunk, i had tried to bonnet run a car and failed horribly, got back in to the house and tried to light a cigarete (the way i landed i had smashed my lighter to crap) with the hob and brunt most of my fringe and my left eye brow crumbled away when my friend was seein if i had burnt my face.

 

[Thaius]

Accidentally sending a sarcastic remark via text to my best friend thinking it was my girlfriend. She would have gotten it based on a recent conversation: he was just confused. I think I may have insulted him.

 

[silentsentinel]

I recently hit a power switch in a library with my foot, turning off half the computer lab. People were pissed until the power came back on and nobody's data was lost.

Crisis averted, but still, fail. My life seems to be made up of these sort of things...

 

[tjdrummer13]

ha just recently i was at this gig with the school jazz band....i was just chilling backstage eating cake and talking to people and then i faintly heard my name being called, then one of the singers burst into the room and said "YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE ON STAGE"
so i sprinted out there, but just before i stepped on i realised i didn't actually have my drumsticks, so i ran back off again, found them and then ran on again, i got a massive cheer for some reason and then we started playing and it went pretty well...i got so many bad drummer jokes for that afterwards.

 

[Robby Foxfur]

I slipped on the floor getting my pants off the night I lost my virginity

so was it pity sex or ...?

 

[B4D 9R4MM3R]

I got sent out of my geography class for having a squeaky chair. I kid you not.

Although, that was one of the best lessons ever: Two of my friends who sat on the same desk were separated and moved around the room several times because they wouldn't stop clicking their pens, and they were eventually moved back to where they started. Three students? bags were thrown out of the window, one of them narrowly missing the head teacher. Everybody had an A3 paper airplane. Somebody kept farting throughout the entire lesson. One of the kids left the room when the teacher went to get disciplinary backup, then ran up and down the corridor making ghost noises. Pens were hurled with great quantity in every direction. Somebody spilt their cola all over the floor. People were playing on their GBAs. We all took it in turns to sing various songs. A friend bounced a rubber ball from the window, which is three stories high.

Needless to say, we got no work done at all that lesson. To top it all off, when the teacher left halfway through to get the disciplinary staff he never came back, and they never arrived. I will remember that lesson very fondly.

So I guess you could say it was an epic fail for the teacher as well.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

When I was 7, me and my friend went to the local park every weekend. One day I was climbing up a ladder, with him right in front me, and got my front tooth snagged on his jeans. Then I slipped, and his jeans pulled out my tooth.

Twas painful.

 

[shotgunbob]

I try to give a guy a punch on the shoulder just to get him away from me, and then end up sucker punching him in the face causing him to fall on the ground. I ran like hell.

Ditto

lol

 

[Frog_Girl]

while loading freashly cleaned laundry into my car on a snowy night at my parents house, i reached for the car door with one hand while trying to balance the laundry basket on my knee in the other arm. I slipped and fell backwards into a snow bank, with the basket on top of me. Not wanting to let the basket fall and have wet and dirty clothes, I began calling out in the dark to my parent. No luck, for ten minutes I lay there (laughing quite hard)until I realized my cell phone was in my pocket. I dialed the house phone but my dad couldn't really understand me through my giggleing until I yell that familiar phrase "help I've fallen and I can't get up. He rushed out of the house, thinking I was crying from the fall and after relizing I wasn't hurt began laaughing at my predicament. Epic fail but a good time was had by all.

 

[Caligulove]

I slipped on the floor getting my pants off the night I lost my virginity

so was it pity sex or ...?

No actually that was part of my whole "take of clothes to arouse her" plan...
got her soooo hot and heavy.

I'll tell you what, theres nothing that a woman loves more than a man with no sense of gravity...