Epic Fail
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I go nuts in college. Literally anything i can walk into i will, anything i can smack my limbs off such as walls, i will... I also have a habbit of saying something and saying it wrong. My 'mate' (not aloud to say the real term anymore lol) loves watching and laughs his head off all the time. Its really not fair 
I broke my ankle and dislocated my kneecap on my first day of martial arts. I'm the only person they've ever had to call the ambulance for! Although since the nice EMTs (they really were quite nice and gave me nice morphine) couldn't get me onto the board without screwing me up worse since I was wedged into a...corner, I put myself on it and everyone decided that was very badass.
My stepdad had had a cardiac arrest a month before, and when he and my mom showed up at the hospital to see me, they saw his ER doctor there and my mom went to introduce him to the doc that saved him and the first words out of the doc's mouth were, "Dude, you're ALIVE! I didn't know how to tell your wife this but I didn't think you were gonna make it!" (He's fine, btw.)
Two epics in one night.
I had to use a walker when I got out and it made a faint clicking sound that you could hear really well at night. My sisters started calling me Jacob Marley. You feel like epic fail when you're 25 using a walker, btw. Just so you know.
My stepdad had had a cardiac arrest a month before, and when he and my mom showed up at the hospital to see me, they saw his ER doctor there and my mom went to introduce him to the doc that saved him and the first words out of the doc's mouth were, "Dude, you're ALIVE! I didn't know how to tell your wife this but I didn't think you were gonna make it!" (He's fine, btw.)
Two epics in one night.
I had to use a walker when I got out and it made a faint clicking sound that you could hear really well at night. My sisters started calling me Jacob Marley. You feel like epic fail when you're 25 using a walker, btw. Just so you know.
How does this even remotely qualify as "funny"? Your friend is suicidal. That's not a joke..Shoggoth2588 said:
yes yes and mine is apparently making this thread, sicne your about the 5th person to tell me this was stupid in a round about way, to all of you i have offended deeply I'm truly sorry.xDarc said:
In front of about two hundred people, I epicly failed Cliffs Of Dover on hard against a boy half my age, whilst wearing a naruto headband and having my tongue stuck out in concentration.
Epic Fail.
Epic Fail.
It does happen every one in a while in rural Wyoming. (though with my brain-damaged dogs, it tends to happen more frequently to me and my family >_<)imahobbit4062 said:
Trust me--having 1100 pounds of angry mama moose bearing down on you (usually entertaining certain fantasies about your skull and her hooves) is not quite as fun as you may think.ibatterbadgers said:
I dropped a bottle of Sauza Hornitos tequila in a store and sliced my finger down to the bone a few months ago...that fucking sucked, I mean not only did I get a rather painful cut filled with 80 proof liquor, but all that excellent tequila went to waste. On a plus note though I didn't have to pay for the bottle because the store was incredibly scared of me suing them. (I dropped it due to a faulty security device attached to the top of the bottle.)
I once set fire to the front lawn of an apartment complex. My sister and I attempted to put it out with a hose and buckets of water as it quickly spread and the fire department was called by someone.
There ended up being a circular brown scorch on that lawn for the entire summer. Was pretty funny.
There ended up being a circular brown scorch on that lawn for the entire summer. Was pretty funny.
My brother got chased by a goat and had to climb up a tree. The goat stayed underneath that tree for about an hour before being pulled away by a farmer.
Also, the first time I played Silent Hill 2 I was playing it in the dark and my dad thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me. I hit him with the control pad and he had one hell of a black eye.
Also, the first time I played Silent Hill 2 I was playing it in the dark and my dad thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me. I hit him with the control pad and he had one hell of a black eye.
not mine, but still funny
my uncle was in a bar with a few friends, when a good lookin woman comes in he sends a txt 2 his friend mark who is near her saying:
"check out the hot momma behind you" , unfortunately he sent it to his mother in law by mistake, her name being first on his contacts list.
she wasn't very happy
my uncle was in a bar with a few friends, when a good lookin woman comes in he sends a txt 2 his friend mark who is near her saying:
"check out the hot momma behind you" , unfortunately he sent it to his mother in law by mistake, her name being first on his contacts list.
she wasn't very happy
