Epic fails
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It was a karma epic win. This was years of cruelty catching up with him during the Eisteddfod (a Welsh festival, for anyone who doesn't know), so it was the only full school assembly in the year for it to happenMachines Are Us said:
So, for him, it was an epic fail. And by God was it hilarious. xD
-Reminisces-
In high school I was in a production of "The Music Man"(for Drama credit, so shut up.) During the song "Marion the Librarian" we all had to step onto a chair, onto a table, back onto chair, to floor, to sitting. The chairs were of the folding variety, and I stepped so that it folded, crashing my 6'10", 270 lb ass crashing to the floor and breaking my ankle. In front of a packed house. Needless to say, that pretty much was the end of any kind of show business career. Go me.
Oh gosh.HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus said:
<quote=Idjit on YouTube>BIOSHOCK IS TEH SUCKZORZ!!!!!111!!!!!!
I only played it for one hour, but I know the whole thing sucks!!!!1!!!1!!1!1!1!
And I don't know what strings actually sound like!!!11!!1
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FUCK FUK FUCK FUCK FUCK
For anyone who doesn't like watching videos, this is what he said.
Except he said it OVER and OVER and OVER again.
Tattaglia said:
I saw that on the news. Tbh i thought it was a darwin award mooment.sirdanrhodes said:Tattaglia said:Neosage said:See my original quote, I have edited, sorry for MAJOR confusion.Somthing said:i was kinda waiting for something really funny and then this shit comessirdanrhodes said:
When I was in school my friend and I thought it would be a good idea to run into each other at full pelt repeatedly. This was ok for the first couple of runs, but him being about 5 foot 8 and me being 6 foot and at the time quite chunky, the inevitable happened and on the last run he bounced off me, in front of a large group of people. Not only that but he spun in the air while in a horizontal position face down. It was like I threw a massive frisbee using my gut. I laughed my ass off, he nearly broke his hip on the landing.
I also have a stone arch at the end of my street. One of my friends thought it would be a good idea to climb on top and moonwalk along it. He wasn't very good at keeping in a straight line going backwards and ends up moonwalking off the arch and breaking one of his arms on impact.
And to keep it fair, my personal epic fail happened in Primary School. We're were all messing about, being kids, playing chase and what have you, when somebody barges into the resident fat girl. She falls over, which wouldn't be too much of a problem, except she falls onto my foot and knocks me backwards at the same time. I of course fall like a fucking domino and tear my achilles tendon on the way down. The kicker being while I'm screaming my head off lying on the floor, the fat girl can't get up of my foot and ends up mashing it about with her arse while trying, thus causing me more pain.
I also have a stone arch at the end of my street. One of my friends thought it would be a good idea to climb on top and moonwalk along it. He wasn't very good at keeping in a straight line going backwards and ends up moonwalking off the arch and breaking one of his arms on impact.
And to keep it fair, my personal epic fail happened in Primary School. We're were all messing about, being kids, playing chase and what have you, when somebody barges into the resident fat girl. She falls over, which wouldn't be too much of a problem, except she falls onto my foot and knocks me backwards at the same time. I of course fall like a fucking domino and tear my achilles tendon on the way down. The kicker being while I'm screaming my head off lying on the floor, the fat girl can't get up of my foot and ends up mashing it about with her arse while trying, thus causing me more pain.
Along these lines, some mates from work and I were at a party for my buddies 21st b-day. Anyway, we were in the backyard and a fight broke out in the front yard. The cops were coming so we decided to get out of there, but the only way was to hop a waist-high fence. So a friend of mine put one hand on it, swung himself up, and the fence completely crumpled, leaving him lying on the ground and the rest of us walking OVER the felled fence.Rev Erebus said:
Biggest EPIC FAIL i've ever suffered was walking along a corridor with my mate, getting to the door, and staring at the handle with infantile confusion and panic as I forgot how to open it.
I stood their for a good twenty seconds before I remembered how doors worked
Still not sure what happened
I stood their for a good twenty seconds before I remembered how doors worked
Still not sure what happened
Well:
When i was about...10 - Showing off jumping over out pond in the back garden...you can guess what happened. Dunked my left leg in...sooo close.
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I was working as a waiter at a newly built pub. I managed too hit the manager with the kitchen out door twice in a 4 hour shift. Epic win!
When i was about...10 - Showing off jumping over out pond in the back garden...you can guess what happened. Dunked my left leg in...sooo close.
and
I was working as a waiter at a newly built pub. I managed too hit the manager with the kitchen out door twice in a 4 hour shift. Epic win!
I honestly cannot stop laughing! This idiot is about the funniest hotdamn thing I have heard in a long time. He's taking it so seriously that I'm just dying!! THANK YOU!CarrionRoc said:
The family dog is a big klutz. She has been literally clocked to run 30 mph. Yet she is half-boxer and half-lab. She looks entirely lab. Did I mention she is terrified of tiny dogs? Yeah, my dad was down at the neighbors helping him out and he had the truck window down. The neighbors Yorkie and Shizuh (sp?) come running towards her. They are still in their pen, and she is outside it. The two pups scared her so much that she literally dove through my dad's truck window and was sitting in the truck when he went to get in his truck. Haha.