Epic fails
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Also, a mate of mine in the middle of the night randomly threw up in a tent. Literally, was in bed, then just sat up and threw up. It was hilarious.
My freshman year of college. I'm from Georgia, so I'm really not used to snow. At all. I went to school outside of Philly, and the first winter there. I was walking down the stairs out of my dorm, being very slow and careful because the stone stairs were frozen over and I didn't want to brain myself. I had just gotten down the stairs, let out a sigh of relief, took a step, and slipped on the patch of ice at the bottom. And not just slipped, slipped so bad both legs went up into the air and I landed HARD on my rear end. It was a spectacular slip, but luckily only my pride was injured...and continued to be injured, because quite a few people saw it. One was a friend who went, "Oh, god, that poor girl! ...hey, is that *my name redacted*?! AHAHAHAHA!"
I also epically failed when I stood up, took a step, and my left knee dislocated. The fail was more me refusing to admit I had hurt myself doing something most people have mastered by age two, so I didn't go to a doctor. The next day, I missed my bus and so walked to my class at my sister college, and I was limping so much I ended up dislocated the OTHER knee. I had to wear two knee braces (one for a month, the other for two) and was on crutches.
The same time, two of my friends had wrecked their knees and were on crutches--one fell threw a trapdoor while working crew, the other got off a bus before it had come to a completely stop. So there we were, the three of us on crutches and giant knee braces. People would see us, and go, "Oh, god, what did you girls do to yourselves?!" S would go, "I fell through a trap door," M would say, "...I jumped off a bus," and I would have to admit, "Um, I stood up and took a step."
Also, I had this today, and there are not enough WORDS for how much it fails:
Green tea flavored zero-calorie coke. I bought it because I had to know what it tasted like, and now I know: liquid fail.
I also epically failed when I stood up, took a step, and my left knee dislocated. The fail was more me refusing to admit I had hurt myself doing something most people have mastered by age two, so I didn't go to a doctor. The next day, I missed my bus and so walked to my class at my sister college, and I was limping so much I ended up dislocated the OTHER knee. I had to wear two knee braces (one for a month, the other for two) and was on crutches.
The same time, two of my friends had wrecked their knees and were on crutches--one fell threw a trapdoor while working crew, the other got off a bus before it had come to a completely stop. So there we were, the three of us on crutches and giant knee braces. People would see us, and go, "Oh, god, what did you girls do to yourselves?!" S would go, "I fell through a trap door," M would say, "...I jumped off a bus," and I would have to admit, "Um, I stood up and took a step."
Also, I had this today, and there are not enough WORDS for how much it fails:
Green tea flavored zero-calorie coke. I bought it because I had to know what it tasted like, and now I know: liquid fail.