Erotic Role-Play Police to Patrol World of Warcraft

2fish

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This is awsome, if i was willing to pay for an mmo I might join wow if only to stop by and laugh. I do think they are fighting a losing battle, they will just find a new place to hide and erm... do what they do?

blackhole1 said:
By all that is holy...

Honestly why for the love of God is this necessary. Imagine if a bunch of aliens were to tap into our communications and see this? I think I've just lost all faith in our species.
The aliens might get a wow account.
 

Stormz

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Erotic roleplay lmao. These people need to get out more...or something. If I found myself doing something like that ever, I'd personally put myself out of my misery.
 

Yokai

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The most hilarious thing is that anyone would be offended by the inane stupidity that is cybersex in WoW. Whenever I see two players bumping together or dancing so their character models clip into each other, /yelling "OOH OOH OOOOOH" all the while, I laugh until I cry. I'm amazed anyone could find that sexy, or even risque. If the father had canceled his son's account because he didn't want him to be exposed to such ludicrous levels of idiocy, that would be understandable. But it's hardly "appalling and beyond offensive".
 

The Austin

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ultimateownage said:
Wow, that dad's a little bit of a loser isn't he? It's not like you can actually take all your clothes off to reveal your privates or anything. That's reserved for Age Of Conan.
... You can do that in Age of Conan?
Huh. Well, I guess it could stimulate the games economy.
Get it? Get it? HUH?

BUH DUM TISH!

OP: I think the dad overreacted. It's a screen of text. Big whoop.
 

Ih8pkmn

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When I read the title, I thought that it meant "Police dressed as strippers will be patrolling WoW". But when I read the article, I got it.

Someone needs to work on the way they word their headlines.
 

Devil's Due

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Haha, it's sad but true. They seriously need to crack down on that place for any RPing servers. I haven't played in years now, but my memories haunted me for a while.
 

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Escape_Artist said:
I entirely blame blizzard for this. If their game was fun to actually play, people wouldnt need to entertain themselves through roleplaying
Are you being sarcastic? No matter how fun an MMO is people will start to get bored playing the hero and start raising hell. The internet is fun and there is plenty of stuff to do, but some people rather troll everyone else. Can you really think of an MMO that wouldn't have behavior like this on it?
 

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UnableToThinkOfName said:
SEX POLICE
DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA

Don't they have, like, private rooms or something for that?
Don't you mean BOM-CHICK-A-WOW-WOW? I am sorry but that setup was too sweet.

OT: You can't stop these people because it would take way too much time and effort besides they pay to get in and have fun. If someone is offended by it, hit the ignore button and move on.
 

Ashendarei

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Honestly it's dumb to do this unless they perma-ban the people doing it, because otherwise they'll just move to a different area that isn't so well known and start over again ...

although I have to admit, I don't understand the appeal.
 

Therumancer

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My opinions are mixed. On one hand it's good to see that someone is finally doing something about some of the jerks out there, though at the same time I'm a big believer in free speech and I felt that Blizzard's "online interactions may vary" bit should cover some of this as a warning. I certainly do not want to see the game turn into a police state because some people are doing lewd things. The "T" rating only applying to content Blizzard it self created.

The big problem I see here is pretty much them putting profit ahead of freedom, since arguably their actions are intended to keep the game approchable to the largest potential group of people, however once you start drawing this line one has to wonder how far it's going to go. Right now it's one infamous area on one server, but are we going to see mods start going after people for Tea-bagging or making off color comments in Barrens Chat or public raid channels as various raiders goof off between pulls and while recovering for wipes and such? I don't generally engage in anything outrageous, but at the same time I don't want to have to be actually worrying about what I say above and beyond the chance that someone might put me on their ignore list (as unlikely as that would actually be for me).

I've seen some pretty disgusting emotes over my time playing, including scat, and some Night Elf on cow action (don't ask) I pretty much just ignore it and move on. But going by this article they are concerned about strippers? With no offense to anyone, but the naked night elf lady dancing on top of the Ironforge Auction House mailbox is one of the more iconic things in WoW, and the butt of more than few jokes (which is part of the point).

But then again I don't play on Moonguard, so maybe they take the amount of this stuff to a whole new level.

The bottom line is though that if you want gaming to grow up, and things like MMOs to be taken seriously, you can't be running them for the children. The freedom of an MMO is part of the point (so to speak) and as I am fond of quoting "you can either have freedom or you can have safety", I tend to think that freedom is generally more important.

Of course as I said, not my server, and I haven't been there.
 

wolfshrimp

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I'm amazed that a game can absorb so much of someone's life that they'll even use it to get sexual gratification from it. These must be the sort of people who end up like the fat guy in "Gamer"- oozing over the edges of their seats while getting all their thrills fed through the screen.
Seriously, a bit of eugenics targetting behaviour like this and we'd have a very positive effect on the future of human civilisation.
 

Atomic Skull

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Better just take the kid's internet access away completely because I guarantee that he can see boobies on the internet any time he wants.

When I was 14 I had a stash of dirty magazines hidden under the corner of the carpet behind my bed. The only thing that has changed between then and now is that it's much much easier to see boobies thanks to the internet.

Teenage boys want to look at boobies and they are going to find a way to see them. This was true in my grandfather's time, it was true in my father's time, it was true when I was a teenager, and it is still true today. Judging by cave paintings it was true 100,000 years ago too. I'm pretty sure seeing boobies as a teenager doesn't screw people up too badly because if that were the case society would have collapsed a long time ago.
 

Canid117

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The will not solve this problem unless they nuke goldshire. Bonus points if they have the NOVA Easter egg from this video call down the nuke.


(Sadly according to the comments the nova npc doesn't show up anymore)
 

cheftacular

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Hot diggity darn it, now I'm afraid that the next time I take my chaps off in the Lion's Pride I'll get hauled off by the WoW SS.
 

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Sinclose said:
This would be so funny if it were in a TV series revolving around WOW.

Other than that, glad Blizzard is doing something about it.
I can see it now.... COPS WoW Edition: Cop 1 "We just got a message from an anonymous user, a blood elf was seen performing indecent acts"
 

IxionIndustries

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Damn. Wish I would have known about these party people beforehand..

Would have made levelling up as a human much fucking funner.