Escape to the Movies: 2 Guns
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Don't worry Bob. 
Andre The Black Nerd already took care of Smurfs 2.
Anyway, what's next to review? Or are you going to go back and review Man Of Steel again, like you said you might?
Andre The Black Nerd already took care of Smurfs 2.Anyway, what's next to review? Or are you going to go back and review Man Of Steel again, like you said you might?
Well, there was Twilight: Breaking Dawn I [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/4980-Breaking-Dawn-Part-1] & II. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/6525-Twilight-Breaking-Dawn-Part-Two] Albeit the torture is enhanced by his love for the Tanuki Suit.Gilhelmi said:
Why does dark and depressing mean its going to suck? Not all movies have to be happy and funny.Ickabod said:
I think it's because we've been inundated with movies and video games like that recently, and we're getting sick of it. I thought we got past that type when it was in comic books.CaptainThom said:
OT: 2 guns looks kinda meh, nothing we haven't seen before. I thought today's review would be Meet the Millers.
Did Denzel make any guarantees this time around? You know what I'm talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg71ZNlZRX4
Bob, Who ever wanted you to review Surfs 2, should be dragged out into a back alley and shot, for the good of the human race.
There are some weeks, this isn't one of them, where two or more movies, that you should review come out, one those weeks, perhaps adding 2ish min to the run time length of escape to the movies and then spiting the time between both of them would be nice. Or doing the review in one of your columns, there have been several releases this year, I was surprised you did not review.
Sel
There are some weeks, this isn't one of them, where two or more movies, that you should review come out, one those weeks, perhaps adding 2ish min to the run time length of escape to the movies and then spiting the time between both of them would be nice. Or doing the review in one of your columns, there have been several releases this year, I was surprised you did not review.
Sel
Smuuuuuuurfs! Bloody blue garden pests is what they are! Smuuuuurfs!! Nurse! NURSE! It's happening again!
For some reason, I begin to rupture blood vessels out of pure hatred whenever smurfs are brought into the picture. Any picture. I'd like to flood their stupid mushroom village with pesticides and move in with the lawn mower.
Smuuurffffss!!
(Thank you for sparing me as much agony as possible. I'd have watched a review of a decomposing swan rather than the Smurfs)
For some reason, I begin to rupture blood vessels out of pure hatred whenever smurfs are brought into the picture. Any picture. I'd like to flood their stupid mushroom village with pesticides and move in with the lawn mower.
Smuuurffffss!!
(Thank you for sparing me as much agony as possible. I'd have watched a review of a decomposing swan rather than the Smurfs)
I guess I'm just evil, but I had my hopes up that we'd get to hear Bob rip into Smurfs 2 for 4 to 5 minutes. Lots of good kids movies out there so when they poop out a bad one some needs to rip it apart.
I kind of laughed when he said he would rather review a movie with two "middling actors", I am guess he meant not top stars, but Geez, if Denzel and Walberg aren't two of our bigger stars right now.. Though I really think we don't have an Arnold, Hanks, Prime Cruise, to hold movies right now.. Tatum, Hemsworth, might do it if they get a super movie, non-super hero.
What backwater country do you live in? Zimbabwe? North Korea? The Republic of Congo?Grimh said:
Bob, the correct phrase is could not care less, to care less implies that you care.MovieBob said:
I know it's been a few weeks since it opened, but I'm really surprised/disappointed that Bob hasn't reviewed The Conjuring, which I felt was one of the best actual horror movies to come out in recent memory. I only point this out in lieu of other good movies to talk about, but then, I'm in Australia where we often play catch-up to the release-schedule of the USA (eg: Pain and Gain is only just about to come out)
Sweden? Is that an island in the Pacific or something?Grimh said:
Ooh, I think I heard about it during World War II. The Americans had to fight the Axis there or something.