This is exactly the kind of action movie marketed to women like me that makes me wish people would stop marketing action movies marketed to women like me. Every girl is some radiculously over-testosteroned whiney action girl. It's degrading.
Oldboy? The movie that is critically acclaimed and certified fresh on rotten tomatoes? Yea I heard that was good.Verlander said:A film I find that gets a load of critical abuse is Oldboy, yet it's easily one of the best I've seen. I know this has little to do with your point, but your first sentence made me try to think of an example. That's obviously avoiding all of the "so bad they're good" filmsNautical Honors Society said:That is just not true. Half? Really? Can you name like 10 critically panned movies that were actually good? I don't mean mixed reviews I mean panned.deth2munkies said:About half of good movies do.RedEyesBlackGamer said:Edit: Yikes. It is getting destroyed by critics.
Seeing it tonight with the buddies, should be awesome.
Yes professionals USED to have a problem judging a film based on its intentions, but critics these days as a whole are fantastic compared to the late 90's.
I am sure critics looked at this movie expecting a thrill ride and if it got a bad score it is probably because the movie is awful...which it is.
They weren't really all that whinny they were with low moral but who wouldn't be in that situationCaiti Voltaire said:This is exactly the kind of action movie marketed to women like me that makes me wish people would stop marketing action movies marketed to women like me. Every girl is some radiculously over-testosteroned whiney action girl. It's degrading.
Hallelujah... *thrust*... Hallelujah... *thrust...Onyx Oblivion said:Fine. I'll finally see fucking Watchmen Bob. Despite my lack of interest in it's material. And then see this right after.
Are you ever going to add your older reviews, like Watchmen and Star Trek to the Escape to the Movies archive, btw?
Somebody's been listening to Spill Crew...qbanknight said:No Bob, this is not an example of a young director expressing his artistic talent in a positive way. This film is to Snyder as "Lady in the Water" was to M. Night. It's Snyder's own personal world that only makes sense to him and him alone.
The script is utterly insipid. The first 15 minutes have no dialogue and all we are treated to is a remix version of 80s songs that dealt with dreams. Now "Up" had a beginning that had no dialogue and was so emotionally resounding that it was amazing to see people NOT cry in the beginning. But nothing interesting is going on here, just Snyder's "unique" artistic style. And by "unique", I mean slowing down and speeding up every goddamn frame to make mundane activities seem interesting: close up on a key, stop, quick cut to face slow-mo, quick cut to lock speed up, etc. It's absolutely pointless and it's nothing interesting.
The characters are bland and uninteresting. I cannot fathom how you saw ANY character in these girls. These girls were just archetypes: the shy but free-spirit, the hard-knock life chick, the flirt, the screw up, and the...I don't know what to call Vanessa Hudgens since she has less than 15 lines in the whole damn movie. Joe Hamm is totally wasted, he is constantly demonized as the "High Roller" throughout the movie but he doesn't say a word of dialogue until the last 5 minutes in the movie. The "Wise Man" giving the girls instructions says so many off-the-wall-completely-unrelated quips (like "if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything") that my audience was laughing in the screening we got. They would make a fortune cookie say, "what the hell are you talking about?!"
This is style over substance and yes, pandering, Bob. You are claiming critics are dismissing it as such. And they are totally right, because there is nothing empowering about these girls fighting when we are treated to so many crotch shots of their panties when they fight.
People, rent this movie. Don't bother catching this theaters. That way, you can at least fast forward to the cool sequences and stop it all when the last dream is done.
Now I'm looking to Superman with a sad, sad face.
Having bacon and eggs?vxicepickxv said:I know what I'm doing Sunday morning.
Since when critics opinion matter? oh wait...RedEyesBlackGamer said:I'll be seeing it this weekend. Sounds pretty unique.
Edit: Yikes. It is getting destroyed by critics.
Ironic considering the metascore for Paul was a 57.Gxas said:SON OF A *****!!!
I was going to see this movie tonight. We had everything planned. Then what happens? My friend sees its score on metacritic and "won't pay for a shitty movie" so now we're seeing Paul...