Oh, GOD, that was too good! I can't breathe! XD Thank you for that; I needed a good laugh.Sigmund Av Volsung said:Oh my God!
The Warp Zone called this! We should've heeded their warning! D:
No surprise that this sucks though :/
Aiddon said:judging by the critical slaughter that's happening to the movie, you're not alone in ripping it to shreds. Seriously, there is no point in trying to be nice to this movie. Shit is shit. I just hope this film bombs if for no other reason than to have Fox's smug, petulant tantrum thrown back in her face. Furthermore, I'm left wondering if this is a worse role for Fichtner than his turn in The Lone Ranger.
Also, with The Expendables III next week I think we may be in for more Angry Bob. Which admittedly are some of his more amusing reviews because he can just tear into them guilt-free.
Well, then. Glad my original posting might be proven wrong. I'm not sad about that at all, really.shadowmagus said:Wow.
I mean, Wow.
Here I thought nothing could get more scathing then the Expendables review. Not that there was any doubts. I called this PoS back when they said Bay was heading it and everything has just fallen into place. I think the best way someone could sum up this movie was "Instead of seeing this, go see Guardians of the Galaxy a second time."
Edit: Big 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. Michael Bay, stop touching things. Just...everything. Go drown in the #$%^ing ocean. please.