Escape to the Movies: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

[BreakdownBoy]

A person (married mother of two)wakes up one day having a interesting dream about a vampire/human relationship. She then decides to write a book about it as she wanted to descover how these characters in her dream would work things out. Badabing there you have the Twilight saga.

Now this is what bothers me about most reviews and particurly this one. Vampires must be singular and and in no way deviate from how "we" (the male sex) defines it should be.

I might be wrong, but when was being creative about anything a bad thing? I mean, I thought the changes made to vampires in the Twilight saga was clever and explained many of the 'lore' of vampires. Another thing I thought was a interesting twist was to make a group of vamps that did not conform to the way vamps are "supposed" to be.

And the sex thing. Does it not make sense that a person who obstains from his very nature for more then a hundred years would be patient enough to wait for marriage?

Anyway, here is a quick fact from a survey done in the US a couple of years ago:

More than 70% of criminals in the US come from homes where the father was absent.

Sex before marriage is working out great right!

 

[Biosophilogical]

this film has ruined my birthday
im usually excited to see the words 30th june, but not on thaty poster

The first one came out on my birthday, and being the 12-ish year old I was, I saw it on my birthday. Regret. I am filled with it.

 

[bfgmetalhead]

I feel for you bruda

 

[Adultism]

I don't understand why people hate it so much, its just a movie, its not great but its not terrible like some of the crap that comes out these days.

I personally kind of enjoyed it a little bit

But that obviously makes me a creepy fanboy douchebag right?

 

[hippobu]

This movie needs to be remake, an awesome idea like that cannot be wasted like this.
Vampire vs Werewolf, like in Van Hellsing, oh, that was awesome.
Vampire army vs Werewolf army, oh god, the universe would explode!

 

[DoveAlexa]

To any geneticists/sociologists: Mention the effect of twilight in any dysgenics papers you make. It doesn't make you dumber, but it makes the dumb ones breed EVEN FASTER. Crap.

 

[Pyramid Head]

Does anyone else think that Twilight could be vastly improved if the villains were replaced by Alucard, Yoko Belnades, and Julius Belmont who are out to kill the sparkle vampires for being so boring they drive Soma Cruz to suicide? I'd like to see Edward make unnecessary pauses when the son of Dracula is torching his sorry ass with one hand and looking for a new voice actor with the other.
Or even better, replace Jacob with Kratos.