There was a lull in the noise as Benjamin "Yahzee" Croshaw hopped up onto the podium, a wad of paper in one hand, the remote for the projector in the other.
"Ladies and gents," he called across the room, summoning all towards him. "I present to you my latest review. Sorry I'm a little late, there was a mix up with my transportation into this system. Some twats decided to hold up the entire convoy in search of an autograph. Now without further interruption, I give you Zero Punctuation reviews Guitar Hero: World Tour."
A flamboyant bow and the 20-something media prick with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder sat down, to let the audience enjoy their latest dose of bile. The applause afterwards was long and hard, with even Labyrinth standing up to give an ovation. She nodded once in Yahzee's direction, then sat back down to regain her composure and repress the rampant grin upon her face. Checking her watch as he disembarked again, she hopped up to take the microphone from the podium. "In addition, Escapists, we have several copies of World Tour available for playing over in the gaming section. And in response to constant questions, the toilets are to the left of the beds."
