Escapism update: We have Gerald

[Saskwach]

Just popping in, don't mind me. Noticed a bit of confusion, s'all.

[HEADING=3]GEMS (Jemms)
GEMS is an abbreviation for 'General Mostly Electrified Steel', an ex-troll of The Escapist. Named by his arch-nemesis, ULTRAJOE, he lived for longer than any other 'true' troll (not including MGG=Reviews, as he is not conciously a troll), making spammy threads and provoking arguments before being slain, permanently, by the greatest mod, Joe. Why his name is GEMS when his initials are GMES is a fact that has yet to be ascertained, even by ULTRAJOE himself.[/HEADING]
This has been a Johnn dictionary definition.

He's called GEMS because i gave him that nickname. I know damn well why it's like that... because you can actually 'say' 'Gems'.

I remember that post well; as I recall I agreed with the name very emphatically. Twas a good put-down.