Escapism update: We have Gerald

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jim_doki

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mods, this is going to become a legit picture and recount thread as soon as possible, please dont lock, it's all in good fun. no crabs are really in danger


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Do I have your attention? Good. Fe, you didn't come out, but your little friend did. We have him currently chained up. he has been well cared for, dont worry, he even got to play some games at the arcade with the rest of us (Fire Deamon, Labyrinth, Indigo_dingo, Xhumed, Gems, Illthyia). but we can, and WILL hurt him. our demands will be posted shortly

you really should have come out, all of you. this really could have been avoided...

EDIT: Fire has been added
 

Ultrajoe

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They demand me de-helmed and in an 'Ultraskirt' on Webcam for his release.

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Gerald is dead, FeNinja... im sorry.
 

Fire Daemon

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jim_doki said:
(Labyrinth, Indigo_dingo, Xhumed, Gems, Illthyia)
Nice that you forgot about me! I am only sitting four computers down.

Bah, maybe I should talk more.
 

Ultrajoe

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Fire Daemon said:
jim_doki said:
(Labyrinth, Indigo_dingo, Xhumed, Gems, Illthyia)
Nice that you forgot about me! I am only sitting four computers down.

Bah, maybe I should talk more.
You were there?

Then again, with everyone's MSN name being different from their username, I got a bit lost. At least i had to common decency to have my name as Ultrajoe... and Eviljoe for a bit.
 

Conqueror Kenny

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Fire Daemon said:
jim_doki said:
(Labyrinth, Indigo_dingo, Xhumed, Gems, Illthyia)
Nice that you forgot about me! I am only sitting four computers down.

Bah, maybe I should talk more.
And me, stalking you four shops down. Maybe I should talk less, people are staring.

Also, Kill Gerald do it! Let there be crab blood!
 

xitel

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Make some crab cakes. I've got some recipes if you'd like. Sometimes it helps to be from Baltimore.
 

NewClassic_v1legacy

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My MSN has been attached to my profile since I've been here, just because you're too lazy to check doesn't mean I'm at fault. Come now, Ultrajoe, a little bit of rudimentary effort.
 

Blind0bserver

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The entire time Labyrinth had me on webcam via Skype she neglected to tell me about the hostage situation.

For shame, Tess.
 

jim_doki

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Miss LaCoil wanted to ensure your Plausable Denyability.

We have demands for the safe return of Gerald. As these get met, they will be crossed off, and Gerald will be returned safely

1 Fe Ninja Cigars, a LOT of Fe Ninja Cigars
b We want this exploit documented in Adventures in Ninja Cookery. the faster this happens, the faster you get Gerald back
3 Ultrajoe, unmasked, in a skirt, prancing on webcam
d we all want to be characters/villians in SHK's game.
5 The next one of these that happens, we expect MORE escapists to join us, so this doesn't happen again
 

Ultrajoe

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NewClassic said:
My MSN has been attached to my profile since I've been here, just because you're too lazy to check doesn't mean I'm at fault. Come now, Ultrajoe, a little bit of rudimentary effort.
To be fair, i never think to look at profiles.

I have no excuse.
 

jim_doki

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If anyone can help meet these demands, all speed would be appreciated as we are going to be heading to an early meal soon. We were going to go something nice, like Indian or Malaysian, but to be honest we're so hungry Raw Crab is looking mighty tasty

We will be waiting....
 

ElephantGuts

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And what makes you so sure the crab you have isn't but one of the many doubles that Gerald undoubtedly has wandering through Australia?
 

Galletea

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ElephantGuts said:
And what makes you so sure the crab you have isn't but one of the many doubles that Gerald undoubtedly has wandering through Australia?
I don't care, it's a cute lil' crab, like one I was trying to kidnap, and they are being truly despicable.
Surely there must be someone who lives not on the other side of the world, who could come up with a rescue plan?
 

rottenbutter

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ElephantGuts said:
And what makes you so sure the crab you have isn't but one of the many doubles that Gerald undoubtedly has wandering through Australia?
I'm not so sure that, that is Gerald, either.

I demand a leg count!
 

black lincon

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jim_doki said:
5 The next one of these that happens, we expect MORE escapists to join us, so this doesn't happen again
I'm so sorry the escapists who don't live in Australia aren't made of money.
 

Anarchemitis

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I am an advocate for Iron Ninja's cause and this is being remembered by me as a weasel tactic for the upcoming election in January.
 

Anarchemitis

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Hunde Des Krieg said:
Where's an international team of crack special operatives when you need it?
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