Escapist = Illuminati??

[Generalissimo]

I am genuinely terrified. How did this happen? D:

 

[Barbas]

I am genuinely terrified. How did this happen? D:

Somebody poked the sleeping Kross and now we all must pay.

So, plans for the apocalypse?

 

[XSTALKERX]

Okay seriously!! Why's it so fucking dark in here!? did one of you guys break the lights again.

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

I... I... I don't even know how this can be I can't how help. The Escapist is the Illuminati and then it went dark and then Taco showed me the truth and then my dog farted and somewhere in the house, the Gone Home house for extra controversy, I heard a bump. Yes. A bump.

I...

I...

I think I need an adult.

pleasehelp

captcha: hoity-toity

THEY ARE TRYING TO COVER IT UP! LIES AND JOKES, JUCKS AND JIVES! HELLLLLP ME ADULT! I NEE-

thebasementhasopened

 

[Atmos Duality]

Hey, what's going on in this thread? Am I the only one who sees it entirely black...?

In total darkness, only the enlightened will see.

 

[IceForce]

What happened to this thread? I can't see shit.

 

[NeoAC]

So wait, I was a member of the Illuminati all along? Where the hell is my rich do-nothing job? Where is my beautiful house? Why am I not cuddling with Melia Kreiling right now?

 

[Demonjazz]

My God! WE FOUND IT! WE FINALLY FOUND IT! IT'S THE BASEMENT!... Not as scary as I thought.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Don't worry fellow Illuminati truth revealers!

I've read all of Dan Brown's works and know how best to solve this darkness issue!

First, we need someone to write a steamy fan-fiction between Leonardo Da Vinci and Dante Alligheri...

 

[Remus]

Everyone, check your shadows! Do you have more than one?

 

[Evil Smurf]

Oh shit, you found out!

uh, uh.

I mean...

What?

 

[Barbas]

Oh shit, you found out!

uh, uh.

I mean...

What?

I'm watching you...cat. >.>

 

[Evil Smurf]

Oh shit, you found out!

uh, uh.

I mean...

What?

I'm watching you...cat. >.>

<spoiler=meow :3>We kitties of the escapist are purrfect. Bow your head and just resign yourself to servitude.

 

[Saulkar]

Is this actually some sort of joke? I reported the entire thread being black yet the ads appearing unaffected as a full screen popup because I could not click or highlight anything in this thread yesterday (but can today) and it would be far from the first time it has happened. Is this some sort of theme based joke like everybody who comments in a certain thread will have banned above their name?

 

[Knight Templar]

Everyone, check your shadows! Do you have more than one?

Don't we all? Should I be worried about that?

 

[lord canti]

Why the hell is it so dark in here? Someone hold me....please.

 

[Guffe]

I can't see anything written in this thread.
Everything is black and stuff and strange pictures are popping up everywhere!!!
*goes shuddering and crying into a corner*

 

[username sucks]

Is this actually some sort of joke? I reported the entire thread being black yet the ads appearing unaffected as a full screen popup because I could not click or highlight anything in this thread yesterday (but can today) and it would be far from the first time it has happened. Is this some sort of theme based joke like everybody who comments in a certain thread will have banned above their name?

It is the Wrath of Kross.

 

[Smolderin]

Huh...I am guessing the entire page being black is some kind of joke....Funny, only way to read crap is to highlight the text. Kudos for the Escapist for having a warped sense of humor.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The longer you look into the abyss, the longer the abyss looks into you... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlDivIaiuMU]