I am one of the Keepers of the basement. Behind the Magical Wooden door is unspeakable & undefined evil.Jack and Calumon said:I only know of the search bar. Everyone who mentions "The Basement" is talking about something I don't know of.
Calumon: I know! Those Pineapples!
Imagine the Escapist as a House - Trolls are in the Fireplace, The Banned people are just over the fence at the back, Off Topic Is the front room, Gaming is the Back room, Religion & Politics is the Kitchen (as its got more chance of bursting into flames) and the News Room is the control centre upstairs. On the entry to the basement staircase is small groupings for Priate & The Asylum (two of my haunts) and then there is the glowing purple door.
Many have gone in. None of come out. Some have seen the evil, but are too damn crazy to describe the inside. I B ONE OF THOSE!
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I nominate:
THIS THREAD'S BEEN FUNKED!