Escapist nation!
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It's really sad that there's no no-mans-land anymore in this world, everything is owned by someone so they would probably just come and kick us out. Even every part of the freakin' oces is owned by someone, and if we pick the wrong place Cthulu (some please fix the spelling) will come and devour us...
We need to CREATE an island, in international waters. Therefore being able to take claim over it, swear neutrality, and our defense will simply be, "Too small and insignificant to take any notice of". Along with our own weapon of choice for any crazy ass pirates 
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You have a point. It wouldn't take too long to produce a large group of them for defense purposes either... *pondering*NoblePhilistineFox said:
Fixed it for you. And we can just train some narwhals. They're like the jedi of the sea. They stop Cthulhu eating ye.Guffe said:
Remember who you're catering for - some of the escapist nation members might be prone to seasickness!Neonbob said:
I either agree the with the underwater idea, or suggest underground. There's so much space down there! Theoretically. Also who doesn't like Dungeon Keeper?
Well Canada has a decent military, but most of their land is unused and the rest is sparsly populated by a few from a people who think they have a god given right to the dirt they stand on (even though they lost a war) and they also think anyone with pale skin owes them something.sircashews said:
There's a small Island in the Indian Ocean owned by the French, Known as the Kergeulen Island, it has a few incredibly small cities on it. I think we should take that if we were to form a Country in the name of the Escapist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerguelen_Island
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerguelen_Island
I'm somewhat worried that the general gist of this thread is to:
1. Go Andrew Ryan on an Underwater city.
2. Copy NC and invade Molassia.
3. Install a Socialist government.
4. Invade Antartica and engage in the Penguin trade.
5. Build a city out of radioactive metal that shall nuke whales.
6. Count on Ultrajoe to run a nation (We veterans of the Escapist on Nationstates know how that turns out.)
7. Hollow out/Replicate Mt. Vesuvias ans live there.
None of these Ideas would work.
However if we pool all our money into one large amount we could approach the World Bank with an offer to buy Iceland. A country with an established infrastructure. With cities. And it is also the headquarters of CCP meaning free EVE ONLINE for all.
Failing that there is always Lichtenstein I suppose.
1. Go Andrew Ryan on an Underwater city.
2. Copy NC and invade Molassia.
3. Install a Socialist government.
4. Invade Antartica and engage in the Penguin trade.
5. Build a city out of radioactive metal that shall nuke whales.
6. Count on Ultrajoe to run a nation (We veterans of the Escapist on Nationstates know how that turns out.)
7. Hollow out/Replicate Mt. Vesuvias ans live there.
None of these Ideas would work.
However if we pool all our money into one large amount we could approach the World Bank with an offer to buy Iceland. A country with an established infrastructure. With cities. And it is also the headquarters of CCP meaning free EVE ONLINE for all.
Failing that there is always Lichtenstein I suppose.
All we need is to keep an eye out for one guy in a cardboard box and we'll be fine.lilmisspotatoes said:
@Agent Larkin; I see your Iceland, and raise you one Belgium good sir.
Let's just invade a small island in international waters, claim neutrality.. but little will the world know that our Nation is stockpiling Nukes, and with our supreme knowledge on the dropping of whales. We can force the Japanese whale market to be directly manipulated by us!
Let's just invade a small island in international waters, claim neutrality.. but little will the world know that our Nation is stockpiling Nukes, and with our supreme knowledge on the dropping of whales. We can force the Japanese whale market to be directly manipulated by us!
I like the way you think, my beardless friend, let's live onboard our own fleet of Aircraft Carriers! (I don't know about you guys, but I will name my ship "Rivet City" or "Nostromo")saintchristopher said:
Our National Defences will not be any problem because our homes are floating fortresses!
Some carriers can be converted into agriculture areas to produce our food, unless the power of science can present a better option.
That will be our haven untill we can build a fleet of SPACE SHIPS! Because in space no one can hear you play...
And that leads us to our most serious problem. When we live in our [insert]haven, how will we connect to internet? Shall we have satelites to provide us with internet?