Escapist News Network: ENN Awards 2010

[Eternal_Lament]

I thought that "best game that looked bad but was actually good" would've gone to Bayonetta, cause while the crew has said that Darksiders was surprisingly good, it was Bayonetta that apparently surpased expectations because the crew thought it was going to be another Bullet Witch when it fact it turned out it wasn't.

Anyways, good episode as always.

 

[-IT-]

Two Top Gear references, nice.

Great episode! *Goes back to playing minecraft*

 

[Aptspire]

Agreed, Alan Wake was good horror (without resorting to blood and gore: I'm looking at YOU, Splatterhouse)
I'm also creeped out by the Michael Jackson game

 

[Negatempest]

Sorry but any time I here ANYONE on LIVE say Cheevos I think Chivos, which is a spanish word for goats. So if you say that around me, expect me to laugh.....hard.....very very hard.

 

[DJShire]

Loved Kathleen's look when Graham stole one award from her. X3

I was just about to say that!

 

[Truly-A-Lie]

I am a fan of the red hair.
And sadly, Edgy McEdgerson's Hedge Edger wouldn't work for me when I tried to play it.

 

[Lady Kathleen]

Uhh Kaphleen got served,
nice Award-Snipe,

And ENN definitly needs more Tears for fears-based humour.

Also, Vanquish can´t possibly be based on that guys life too, because it is clearly based on a dodge-ball game I played in 2nd grade.

YESSSSSSSSSSS. That lower third was only for me. And now you. YES.

 

[Monshroud]

So, not to be hating on the ENN crew or anything... But I was hoping the bi-weekly thing was gonna give us more or better ENN. I would have to say you guys have just been on par with how things were when you were weekly.

So I am assuming this was more for time management on your end, and my hopes for more and better ENN are sadly mis-placed.

 

[Okysho]

what the heck are "cheevos"? like... a new cheettos flavour?

 

[vxicepickxv]

Two Top Gear references, nice.

Great episode! *Goes back to playing minecraft*

Where's your pig?

Douche Cocoon is the name of my emo band.

Edgey McEdgerson's Hedge Edger is pretty fun, for the record.

Our band is called Dibs on Naked Orcs.

I can imagine how much more fun it would be than Clickquest.

 

[powercall]

II kinda liked my hands but I do wanna hear the original theme song...

 

[Taynas]

Douche cocoon is going to be one of those things I need to tell other people about due to hilarity and usefulness of the phrase. Great episode, very funny.

 

[Jaebird]

First off: Red hair on Kathleen = awesome.

Secondly: GameStop: The Douche Cocoon = also awesome.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

What does cheevos and achies mean? I wanna borrow Shagg's helicopter with the machine guns. Kathleen's pouty face when Graham plundered the creepiest trying not to be creepy game award is priceless. Happy X-mas ENN!

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

Sorry, firefox crashed and I double posted. I'm off to try that hedgy game.

 

[Delusibeta]

By the way, nice Desert Bus reference. (And for anyone who missed it [http://desertbus.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PlayMinecraftWatchTopGearGetPig.jpg]...)

 

[RTR]

It's funny because "chivo" means "goat" in Spanish.
Also, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! PIÑATAS!!!!!
The award given to Dead to Rights is probably closer to bestiality. Good one, Graham.
And I agree that a Mario Kart reality show would be awesome!

Merry Christmas, ENN!

 

[Something Amyss]

So ENN announced the announcement of an announcement canceling the announced announcement announced for the VGAs?

My brain hurts.

"It's like a douche cocoon."

Epic.

 

[CaptainCrunch]

What's up with the new iPod-dancing-Imp ad? did anyone else see that? it was hilarious.

It's a spot for Publisher's Club, so pretty much everyone will see it.
(To make it go away, along with our other ads - http://www.escapistmagazine.com/subscription/ )

Also, thanks! I did the animation.

 

[Jaranja]

What's up with the new iPod-dancing-Imp ad? did anyone else see that? it was hilarious.

Yeah, I saw that. Didn't think it was funny, but eh.

I'm with you on this one, friend.

I just thought it was embarrassing.