Escapist News Network: ENN Awards 2010

[-Samurai-]

Face Off reference. Nice.

I bet Grahams last line took forever to get right.

 

[Mydnyght]

I'm sorry, but how can anyone say that San Andreas was their life story. LMAO. That is bizarre. Please tell me you guys made that up.

Dood, you wish...
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/105979-Hip-Hop-Back-Up-Sues-for-250-Million-Over-GTA-San-Andreas

That one 360 faceplate looked cute... "This one's got pinatas! They think they're people."

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

what the heck are "cheevos"? like... a new cheettos flavour?

What does cheevos and achies mean?

It's the "gangsta" way to talk about Achievements.

My God, the horror of such words being invented.

Douche cocoons hahaha, who should we call to have them exterminated?

Anyone with gamer douche pesticide....

...Febreeze.

 

[Graham_LRR]

Edgy McEdgerson's whatever isn't technically based on an ENN throwaway joke. Not when you guys stole it from Shamus.

Sorry, I don't know what you're referring to. Did Shamus make a similar "edge" joke?
I'd love to see it!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/stolen-pixels/6326-Stolen-Pixels-112-Ready-to-Settle

I feel like the nerd community's equivalent of a hipster now...

Ha! Wow.
Yeah, we've never seen that one before, certainly didn't "steal" it.

Either "great minds" etc, or it's just an easy joke, I guess.
Thanks!

 

[Vohn_exel]

...Alan Wake wasn't the primary game everyone thought it would be? Pretty sad... mostly upsetting then to the Company that made it I suppose... Mmh...anyways very creative video I sure admired it.

If I had an Xbox, Alan Wake would be one of those games I couldn't wait to play! Awwww. Well I guess that'll be one of those games I have to pick up that no one liked.

 

[Jeffro Tull]

...Alan Wake wasn't the primary game everyone thought it would be? Pretty sad... mostly upsetting then to the Company that made it I suppose... Mmh...anyways very creative video I sure admired it.

If I had an Xbox, Alan Wake would be one of those games I couldn't wait to play! Awwww. Well I guess that'll be one of those games I have to pick up that no one liked.

I was good and ready to buy it upon release... Oh wait Microsoft wanted to make it an Xbox exclusive and leave out the pc gamers that they had been selling on that game for over 2 years. Their loss I guess. I felt worse for Remedy Entertainment for having to fold under that kind of influence.

 

[Ep1c Fla1l]

edit: meant to reply to an individual and failed sorry if a mod sees this please delete this

 

[Ep1c Fla1l]

here is the link for the people who wanted to find the hedge edging game http://www.kongregate.com/games/NirTivAal/edgey-mcedgersons-hedge-edger

 

[Vohn_exel]

...Alan Wake wasn't the primary game everyone thought it would be? Pretty sad... mostly upsetting then to the Company that made it I suppose... Mmh...anyways very creative video I sure admired it.

If I had an Xbox, Alan Wake would be one of those games I couldn't wait to play! Awwww. Well I guess that'll be one of those games I have to pick up that no one liked.

I was good and ready to buy it upon release... Oh wait Microsoft wanted to make it an Xbox exclusive and leave out the pc gamers that they had been selling on that game for over 2 years. Their loss I guess. I felt worse for Remedy Entertainment for having to fold under that kind of influence.

My PC wouldn't be able to play it anyway, lol. If I ever do get an xbox, I do plan on getting that game. It sounded right up my alley, but oh well. Maybe I'll be lucky and they'll port it over for some weird reason .

 

[Trisha Lynn]

You wanna know how "on the ball" you are this week? My dad, who rarely enjoys the same things I like, was in the same room as I was while watching this vid. He wasn't looking at my screen, just listening to the audio, and the announcement line made him chuckle.

Bravo, ENN writing staff, bravo.

 

[Archwright]

I love you both for:
"You fucking Philistines" - I smiled ear to ear.
and
"Like a cocoon. A douche cocoon." - I nearly performed a spit-take. I want to buy a round for the whole ENN staff for that one (especially Kathleen and the joke's writer).

 

[ProtoChimp]

This means no Alan Wake 2, doesn't it?

I loved the game. I was actually going to hunt down all the thermosi (that is the plural, right?) next time I play it.

And Dante's Inferno wasn't that bad at all. The freaking environmental design was epic.

Your avatar is amazing. I can't figure out why but something about it is just so... encapsulating.

OT: Hey, I liked My Hands, its a decent song (please don't hit me.)

 

[lokiduck]

Lol I love Alan Wake. I will never own it like every other video game out there in the world, but I love it XD

You gotta love a game that mentions Stephan King 4 times and ends it "It's not a lake... it's a ocean" Seriously most epic and confusing ending EVER :3

 

[marc951]

What's up with the new iPod-dancing-Imp ad? did anyone else see that? it was hilarious.

It's a spot for Publisher's Club, so pretty much everyone will see it.
(To make it go away, along with our other ads - http://www.escapistmagazine.com/subscription/ )

Also, thanks! I did the animation.

hey man, whats the song playing in the ad called? it kinda reminds me of the new tron movie

 

[CaptainCrunch]

What's up with the new iPod-dancing-Imp ad? did anyone else see that? it was hilarious.

It's a spot for Publisher's Club, so pretty much everyone will see it.
(To make it go away, along with our other ads - http://www.escapistmagazine.com/subscription/ )

Also, thanks! I did the animation.

hey man, whats the song playing in the ad called? it kinda reminds me of the new tron movie

The name of the song is "Green on Black", by Alec Harrison. I don't know if it's available on iTunes, but you're welcome to go look for it.

 

[Rad Party God]

It's like a cocoon... a douche cocoon!

ROFL!

Also, good choice with Darksiders, that game was pretty sweet, especially for people who missed most of the Zelda games and God of War (i.e. PC gamers).

Well, I've played almost every single Zelda ever released, I've only played for a couple of hours God of War 2 with my cousin and I'm a PC gamer, so yeah, I loved Darksiders.

 

[vxicepickxv]

I won! When can I expect my trophy and/or cash prize?

Your creation helped us all win.

 

[Woem]

ENN Awards 2010

Some games didn't suck this year. I know, right?

Watch Video

Dear Kathleen,

This is an official request to bring back the hairflip (with a note attached to it to keep the beautiful cleavage).

Signed with the kindest of regards,
Woem

 

[duchaked]

hahaha the Michael Jackson experience...yeah good one there, that creeped me out too LOL

and YES I agree, I NEVER wanna hear that song from FF13 again
say what you want about the game (sucks?), I'd almost venture to say that THAT song is the worst part of it