Escapist News Network: XBox Platinum

Graham_LRR

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XBox Platinum

Finally you can play in peace. Or not. Your choice.

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Amarsir

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Jul 7, 2009
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You forgot "Koreans love Starcraft".

See, there will still be more perpetual jokes after Duke Nukem.
 

Jared

The British Paladin
Jul 14, 2009
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Ohhh...burn on Gearbox there!

And a good chuckle from the main story! I want my own moderator! Be like a pet!
 

dex-dex

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Oct 20, 2009
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indeed duke nukem forever will and will always be a joke.
and you can't go wrong with a meme!
i'm also loving the monocle attachment but it would be even more silly if i already wear glasses?
 
Jul 22, 2009
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Ha that was brilliant.

'Personally tracks down people you don't like, drives to their house and punches them in the face'.

Oh hell I would pay for that.
 

Sonicron

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Mar 11, 2009
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That's a mighty big boxing glove. Will there be an option for Uber Platinum users to have the remaining space inside the glove filled with rusty bolts and shrapnel? I mean, if I'm going to pay for someone bringing the pain in my name I might as well make the most of it.
 

therandombear

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Sep 28, 2009
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My own headset with a monocle attached to it, and if I upgrade to uber platinum I get a guy to track down people and punch them in the face?

ahh..if only. I would seriously pay for that.
 

TheEnglishman

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Jun 13, 2009
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A monocol you say? I'm interested.

Also, could someone briefly explain that meme for me? What's up with that one?
 

ciancon

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Nov 27, 2009
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I know that it's because Arkham Asylum has failed and all the prisoners has escaped to the city. But not calling it Batman: Gotham City is just wrong.

PS Bring on Catwoman!!
 

therandombear

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Blue-State said:
therandombear said:
My own headset with a monocle attached to it, and if I upgrade to uber platinum I get a guy to track down people and punch them in the face?

ahh..if only. I would seriously pay for that.
The way you say that makes think of this image of you on on Uber Platinum
I put in the spoilers so the picture doesn't take half a page ;)
Nice though, nothing more fancy than the Penguin himself xD
I am serious, monocles always make people look fancy.