Escapist News Network: XBox Platinum

[Graham_LRR]

XBox Platinum

Finally you can play in peace. Or not. Your choice.

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[Amarsir]

You forgot "Koreans love Starcraft".

See, there will still be more perpetual jokes after Duke Nukem.

 

[Jared]

Ohhh...burn on Gearbox there!

And a good chuckle from the main story! I want my own moderator! Be like a pet!

 

[dex-dex]

indeed duke nukem forever will and will always be a joke.
and you can't go wrong with a meme!
i'm also loving the monocle attachment but it would be even more silly if i already wear glasses?

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

Ha that was brilliant.

'Personally tracks down people you don't like, drives to their house and punches them in the face'.

Oh hell I would pay for that.

 

[khoryos]

All the DNF jokes will just transfer to Half-Life 2 Episode 3.

 

[Sonicron]

That's a mighty big boxing glove. Will there be an option for Uber Platinum users to have the remaining space inside the glove filled with rusty bolts and shrapnel? I mean, if I'm going to pay for someone bringing the pain in my name I might as well make the most of it.

 

[therandombear]

My own headset with a monocle attached to it, and if I upgrade to uber platinum I get a guy to track down people and punch them in the face?

ahh..if only. I would seriously pay for that.

 

[unacomn]

The headphones with the monocle made me laugh a lot. I may get a pair.

 

[TheEnglishman]

A monocol you say? I'm interested.

Also, could someone briefly explain that meme for me? What's up with that one?

 

[ciancon]

I know that it's because Arkham Asylum has failed and all the prisoners has escaped to the city. But not calling it Batman: Gotham City is just wrong.

PS Bring on Catwoman!!

 

[Ophenix]

ENN is what I look forwards to on Wednesdays.

Good job guys.

 

[therandombear]

My own headset with a monocle attached to it, and if I upgrade to uber platinum I get a guy to track down people and punch them in the face?

ahh..if only. I would seriously pay for that.

The way you say that makes think of this image of you on on Uber Platinum

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I put in the spoilers so the picture doesn't take half a page
Nice though, nothing more fancy than the Penguin himself xD
I am serious, monocles always make people look fancy.

 

[Distorted Stu]

"Will this come with an extra cost?"
"Oh God yes!"

lol great video. Loved the Yo' Dawg bit.

 

[LeeshaJoy]

All the DNF jokes will just transfer to Half-Life 2 Episode 3.

"Will"?

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Does the überplatinum level come with its own top hat?

 

[Kapol]

I would likely pay a little extra if it meant having to deal with less little kids and annoying people online. I know it was a joke, but honestly, I think something like that would actually make Xbox Live worth something. But this is one of my favorite ENNs so far.

 

[Dr. Awesome Face]

I know that it's because Arkham Asylum has failed and all the prisoners has escaped to the city. But not calling it Batman: Gotham City is just wrong.

PS Bring on Catwoman!!

Actually, I believe the premise for Arkham city is that Arkham Asylum got over croweded so they made a walled off area which they called arkham city. It used to be Gotham's slums or something like that.

Anyway. Good episode. I would definitely buy the gold head set with the monocle, cos its just awesome. And Duke Nukem will ALWAYS be a joke. Even then we still have half-life 2 episode 3 as a substitute.

 

[Razvex]

'Personally tracks down people you don't like, drives to their house and punches them in the face'.

Here's my credit card details.. Sign me up! lol

Also, don't forget to send me my monocle.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Again....frighteningly close to the truth. Don't show this to MS, whatever you do.