Escapist News Network: XBox Platinum

[twaddle]

Wow we really are going to loose that Duke Nukem forever joke.....NOOOOOOO!!! Maybe half-life episode 3 will become the new duke nukem forever.....that or kingdom hearts 3(not eve a bloody trailer or preview in bbs of kh3. What. the. fuck?!!)

 

[twaddle]

He forgot the joke about them remaking final fantasy 7

 

[Wakefield]

Don't worry guys we can still make fun of Episode 3 which is never coming out.

 

[Boba Frag]

My own headset with a monocle attached to it, and if I upgrade to uber platinum I get a guy to track down people and punch them in the face?

ahh..if only. I would seriously pay for that.

The way you say that makes think of this image of you on on Uber Platinum

You absolute legend.

I have to agree with the sentiment, though... was watching my friend play Gears of War 2 and the utter tripe and racism he had to put up with from these particular English guys.... (I only mention the nationality because that's all he'd say about them they seemed to piss him off so much)

Love the new ENN, guys!

Duke Nukem Forever is going to be interesting to say the least, loved Kathleen's stinger at the end!

 

[Xelien]

Duke Nukem Forever seriously needs to have a release date on an April 1st, just to screw with everyones minds.

 

[Tag Zero]

Paul Saunders,

Please quit, you can't act and your voice is awful.

Kathleen, cool. Graham, cool. Jeremy, cool.
You guys are awesome and do a great job, convince Paul to quit, he?s holding you back.

 

[MadeinHell]

Really nice greenscreening in the interview part of the show .

Yes, I did notice it anyway ^_^.

 

[Marik Bentusi]

And here ENN shows how to use Memes right.
I'm surprised Episode 3 isn't part of your "cornerstone" tho.

 

[Fanta Grape]

What? Half-Life episode 3 is another major joke too!

Excellent stuff though. Love it.

 

[Nickisimo]

Paul Saunders,

Please quit, you can't act and your voice is awful.

Kathleen, cool. Graham, cool. Jeremy, cool.
You guys are awesome and do a great job, convince Paul to quit, he?s holding you back.

He has a deep voice kinda like mine, not much you can do about that. He's still funny as hell on Unskippable and I think he does fine on the show.

On topic: One of the better shows in a while, I thought. XBL is such a moral wasteland that I enabled virtually every privacy feature on it a long time ago(no voice, hide my online status, etc.). The monocle was amazing, should have included Dr. Evil-esque pinkie ring too. Even after DNF is done...it's still a joke, and unless the game is the best of all time(and probably even if it is) people will still laugh at it.

And I'll see your yo dawg and raise you...

Spoiler

 

[Centrophy]

Oh, you forgot HL2: E3 will never come out... still Duke Nukem Forever did blend nicely with Did Not Finish...

 

[Boba Frag]

Just noticed the scrolling text saying "Arkham County in development" hur hur hur...

Hey, MAW! There's some half burnt lookin' varmint shootin' up the cabbage patch!

Yes, this is my elseworld's vision where Gotham City is located in Hicksville, Alabama...

Or worse... West Cork (Ireland, where I'm from)...



To anyone from Alabama!

I arbitrarily selected your state as I only know a handful of US states. Nothing personal!

 

[Boba Frag]

Paul Saunders,

Please quit, you can't act and your voice is awful.

Kathleen, cool. Graham, cool. Jeremy, cool.
You guys are awesome and do a great job, convince Paul to quit, he?s holding you back.

He has a deep voice kinda like mine, not much you can do about that. He's still funny as hell on Unskippable and I think he does fine on the show.

On topic: One of the better shows in a while, I thought. XBL is such a moral wasteland that I enabled virtually every privacy feature on it a long time ago(no voice, hide my online status, etc.). The monocle was amazing, should have included Dr. Evil-esque pinkie ring too. Even after DNF is done...it's still a joke, and unless the game is the best of all time(and probably even if it is) people will still laugh at it.

Paul Saunders is THE MAN.

It wouldn't be the same without him!

 

[Lucifer dern]

they forgot cake jokes...thats atleast half of all internet related jokes...

 

[Ed.]

All the DNF jokes will just transfer to Half-Life 2 Episode 3.

this will happen

 

[OZITOMAI]

man this is wasnt as good as your last one although it wasnt bad to say, i liked it just was hoping alittle bit more

 

[kozmo]

what anout the cake being a lie? or is that joke so incredibly old it doesn't count anymore?

 

[SandroTheMaster]

I never understood why don't just call Arkhan Asylum 2 to be Gotham City. Why Arkhan City? Why?

 

[Xelien]

I never understood why don't just call Arkhan Asylum 2 to be Gotham City. Why Arkhan City? Why?

Cause its not Gotham City. Arkham City is a sanctioned off place away from Gotham. They leave all the criminals and villains to live in there own quarantined city away from the people, since the original Arkham Asylum and jail where getting too crowded.

 

[Ishadus]

Can't believe I'm going to actually bother to make a post about this, but at 0.52 in the video in the banner at the bottom, absolute zero is -273 degrees Celcius (0 degrees Kelvin), not -237.

...Sorry, I know no one cares, but it's like when you think of a terrible pun that you just have to say.