Well I've searched around and don't seem to be able to find any other instances of this particular game occurring so I figure I may as well give it a go.
Anyways this be a sentence generator so enjoy
Take your month of birth to find the first part of your sentence:
January - I kissed
February - I got drunk with
March - I partied with
April - I played strip poker with
May - I'm in love with
June - I violently attacked
July - I went to the movies with
August - I went shopping with
September - I played Twister with
October - I made an ill-advised pass at
November - I made sweet monkey loving to
December - I cried with
Now take your birthdate and add the corresponding name to your sentence:
1 - Yahtzee
2 - Jill Valentine
3 - Samus Aran
4 - Mickey Mouse
5 - Buzz Lightyear
6 - Sonic The Hedgehog
7 - Tom Nook
8 - Spiderman
9 - Tommy Vercetti
10 - Yoshi
11 - Alex Kidd
12 - Pikachu
13 - Ryo Hayabusa
14 - Death Adder
15 - Storm
16 - Princess Zelda
17 - Tails
18 - Chun Li
19 - Wolverine
20 - Al Capone
21 - Tony Hawk
22 - Mario
23 - Marcus Fenix
24 - A Psycho Fox
25 - Guybrush Threepwood
26 - Mike Tyson
27 - Manny Calavera
28 - Samnosuke
29 - Agent 47
30 - Lara Croft
31 - Myself
Now finally take the first letter of your forum name to finsh off:
A - and now I feel all dirty inside
B - and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids
C - and I'd do it again to, but with feeling
D - and we found out that watermelons just won't flush down the toilet
E - and now my insurance premiums are through the roof
F - and they just haven't been the same since
G - but it doesn't stop the voices, oh no, it doesn't stop them at all
H - and I've been violently ill ever since
I - but they just didn't get the reference at all
J - and now my training is complete
K - and that's how I saved the world from complete annhilation
L - and my mommy is very disappointed in me
M - but they wouldn't stop trying to touch me in my private places
N - and they were deeply offended
O - and all I can say is thank god they were over eighteen
P - and I swear they looked like that before I met them
Q - but I find their lack of faith disturbing
R - however it tasted like almonds so I'll never to it again
S - and to my surprise I was overcome with pixie power
T - ... it's been three years and they still haven't let me go
U - and that's how we found out that sheep push back better if you take them to the edge of
a cliff
V - but their feet lacked the curative abilities needed to save my beloved iguana
W - and the sounds of their screams is comforting and assuring
X - and that's how I got my certificate in foxy boxing excellence
Y - and now I'm bad to the bone, B-b-b-b Bad
Z - and now I know that tipping over cows really annoys farmers
And you have a sentence. Some of these will probably be extremely random and won't make sense, but I guess thats the point right?
Anyways mine is:
I made an ill-advised pass at Guybrush Threepwood and I've been violently ill ever since.
Anyways this be a sentence generator so enjoy
Take your month of birth to find the first part of your sentence:
January - I kissed
February - I got drunk with
March - I partied with
April - I played strip poker with
May - I'm in love with
June - I violently attacked
July - I went to the movies with
August - I went shopping with
September - I played Twister with
October - I made an ill-advised pass at
November - I made sweet monkey loving to
December - I cried with
Now take your birthdate and add the corresponding name to your sentence:
1 - Yahtzee
2 - Jill Valentine
3 - Samus Aran
4 - Mickey Mouse
5 - Buzz Lightyear
6 - Sonic The Hedgehog
7 - Tom Nook
8 - Spiderman
9 - Tommy Vercetti
10 - Yoshi
11 - Alex Kidd
12 - Pikachu
13 - Ryo Hayabusa
14 - Death Adder
15 - Storm
16 - Princess Zelda
17 - Tails
18 - Chun Li
19 - Wolverine
20 - Al Capone
21 - Tony Hawk
22 - Mario
23 - Marcus Fenix
24 - A Psycho Fox
25 - Guybrush Threepwood
26 - Mike Tyson
27 - Manny Calavera
28 - Samnosuke
29 - Agent 47
30 - Lara Croft
31 - Myself
Now finally take the first letter of your forum name to finsh off:
A - and now I feel all dirty inside
B - and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids
C - and I'd do it again to, but with feeling
D - and we found out that watermelons just won't flush down the toilet
E - and now my insurance premiums are through the roof
F - and they just haven't been the same since
G - but it doesn't stop the voices, oh no, it doesn't stop them at all
H - and I've been violently ill ever since
I - but they just didn't get the reference at all
J - and now my training is complete
K - and that's how I saved the world from complete annhilation
L - and my mommy is very disappointed in me
M - but they wouldn't stop trying to touch me in my private places
N - and they were deeply offended
O - and all I can say is thank god they were over eighteen
P - and I swear they looked like that before I met them
Q - but I find their lack of faith disturbing
R - however it tasted like almonds so I'll never to it again
S - and to my surprise I was overcome with pixie power
T - ... it's been three years and they still haven't let me go
U - and that's how we found out that sheep push back better if you take them to the edge of
a cliff
V - but their feet lacked the curative abilities needed to save my beloved iguana
W - and the sounds of their screams is comforting and assuring
X - and that's how I got my certificate in foxy boxing excellence
Y - and now I'm bad to the bone, B-b-b-b Bad
Z - and now I know that tipping over cows really annoys farmers
And you have a sentence. Some of these will probably be extremely random and won't make sense, but I guess thats the point right?
Anyways mine is:
I made an ill-advised pass at Guybrush Threepwood and I've been violently ill ever since.
