[Euphoric] Fedora wearing Thief targeting churches

DudeistBelieve

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Lyri said:
SaneAmongInsane said:
Well I'm basically two out of the three. Suppose I can't wear a nice hat now.

*sigh* this is why we can have nice things, internet.
Speaking as a man who likes to dress well, I challenge you to post a picture of yourself in the hat.

Fedoras look horrible in most cases, they are not nice hats at all unless you happen to tie it off like ol' blue eyes here.

No. Speaking as a fat man everything in my world is about distracting people from how I look and wearing layers.

Sides I've yet to find a nice hat that can fit on my rather large head. It's a pain really, 'cause I like hats.
 

BiscuitTrouser

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Even as a pretty argumentative atheist the whole "Eurphoric" shit is so hilarious. Being an atheist is like being a regular dude/dudette minus church. The FUN part about atheism is you dont have any random shit to obsess over so you can fill the space with love or fun or joy. Not weird euphoria over atheism and superiority. Thats weird shit.

Anyway hope this dude gets caught. I find the meme REALLY fucking funny.
 

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I love how some people are laughing at themselves for wearing fedoras and some people are butthurt but aren't admitting it's because they wear fedoras. This euphoric atheist thing is amusing and I'm totally going to stir my sisters fedora wearing boyfriend.
 

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A trilby is just a type of fedora. All this nitpicking about trilbies and fedoras is usually done by fedora wearing atheists who don't want to match the stereotype, even though anyone who knows much about hats knows that 100% of trilbies are fedoras. If you aren't older than 50 you shouldn't wear these things at all.
 

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Malty Milk Whistle said:
This is entirely too perfect to be true.
It's gotta be some guy from 4chan or Reddit taking the piss. Still, every comment made so far on this thread has caused me to chuckle somewhat.
So bravo, I guess.

TL;DR lol fedoras, the internet's current hatething.
Anyone who's had to deal with a 4chan/reddit guy IRL can tell you they aren't able to take the piss. If you say ANYTHING around them they start telling everyone rape jokes and crying that women aren't interested in them (I wonder why).I'm surprised to see one commit a crime though.
 

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bliebblob said:
This whole euphoric atheist stereotype really unnerves me. Why? Because I can really see why they'd be disliked, but at the same time pretty much fit it to a tee D: Except I've never worn my fedora in public and I have a strict 'live and let live' - policy towards religion. Had I grown up in only slightly diferent circumstances, that could easily not have been the case...

So... It's just... I don't know where we stand anymore, internet. You know? Does it help if say I the excessive Dawkins / Sagan / Hawking worship bothers me as much as it does you? C'mon honey talk to me, I need to know if we can still be am item. D:
Yeah, you're fine. If you don't act superior to religious people, you're not very euphoric.
 

Lyri

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SaneAmongInsane said:
No. Speaking as a fat man everything in my world is about distracting people from how I look and wearing layers.

Sides I've yet to find a nice hat that can fit on my rather large head. It's a pain really, 'cause I like hats.
You shouldn't be ashamed of how you look and who you are : )

Nothing says you cannot dress snappy, fedoras just aren't it.
 

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Title is misleading, I thought this was about a new Thief game where he goes around stealing from churches while wearing a fedora!
 

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For someone who's been slightly away from internet culture for awhile, it's kind of nice to know that those sorts of people are rightfully being ridiculed these days, but why on earth would you drag the innocent Fedora into this? It's a perfectly fine fashion accessory on the right head, and might I also add, the majority of hats in those pictures aren't even Fedoras. Those are Trilbys. But not that that would matter; they are both fine hats. Please lets not drag quality felt hats down to the level of internet morons.

I happen to own a shit load of hats, btw.

#notbutthurt
 

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So he's stealing money that goes to help people who are in need of financial assistance. Well at least he got the Atheist are assholes stereotype right.
 

Aximili

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WoW Killer said:
For someone who's been slightly away from internet culture for awhile, it's kind of nice to know that those sorts of people are rightfully being ridiculed these days, but why on earth would you drag the innocent Fedora into this? It's a perfectly fine fashion accessory on the right head, and might I also add, the majority of hats in those pictures aren't even Fedoras. Those are Trilbys. But not that that would matter; they are both fine hats. Please lets not drag quality felt hats down to the level of internet morons.

I happen to own a shit load of hats, btw.

#notbutthurt
A trilby is just a slightly different cut of fedora and I am always mystified by people won't bother to Google their hat and learn this. All trilbies are fedoras, and we make fun of fedoras because they are so hideous, and because they are the #1 hat of the wild internet douchebag.
 

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Lyri said:
SaneAmongInsane said:
Well I'm basically two out of the three. Suppose I can't wear a nice hat now.

*sigh* this is why we can have nice things, internet.
Speaking as a man who likes to dress well, I challenge you to post a picture of yourself in the hat.

Fedoras look horrible in most cases, they are not nice hats at all unless you happen to tie it off like ol' blue eyes here.

hmpf, Frank Sinatra could wear a bag and would still look classy and handsome.

People need to remember, a hat, in this case a fedora, is there to complement the outfit, which is usually suits and/or a guy wearing a vest.
Wearing a t-shirt and jeans with a fedora(even though it's always a trilby) ain't gonna do jack shit to help; wear a top hat instead, we need to bring those hats back in style.

obligatory euphoria image::
 

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JoJo said:
So it begins... the great Atheist uprising of our times. Put away your religions and pledge your allegiance to Dawkins people before the fedora-wearing mobs come for you!
in before:

Ahh, but I'm already an Atheist err.. Atheist!, and before it was cool dammit! i shall be but a martyr in my time but i'll be retroactively classy doing it, sometime in the future... far, far in the future. you can't imagine it yet.

if only people could see the irony of their pseudo superiority crap

also, fedoras.. not just for mobs.

 

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Jasper van Heycop said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
In other words, its a joke dood.
Ah so jokes about a subcultures choice of clothing are okay now?

Let's say it was a joke about turban's or Kippahs(you know, those Jewish hats) would that be okay with you

That's not saying I mind jokes about stereotypes (when they are funny), I was specifically talking about the hypocrisy of people who complain about stereotypes in videogames and are here laughing it up over this particular one. Any joke has a right to exist. It just comes off to me as: making a character with big boobs is wrong, but let's all laugh at these fat nerds for wearing hats
The characters in question have no choice in how they are portrayed, they are the product of the imagination of their designer. In contrast, nobody forces you to wear a fedora. Also, Fedoras aren't an expression of a belief system that is subject to persecution in the US or anywhere else, they're a kind of hat that looks stupid unless you are Cary Grant (highly unlikely) but somehow seems to make people (without taste) believe that they look classy in it.
Edit: I also make fun of people who wear neckties to T-Shirts, people with mullets and "I <3 my AR-15" shirts, horrible tattoos and Hitler-staches.