Even Strippers Think Hitman's Saints Are Silly

blackrave

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Wait we still are going about Hitman?
If there can be armored exoskeleton-bikinis in media then I don't see how gang composed as fetishist dressed up as nuns is much more stranger.
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

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I'm just glad that people are finally rolling their eyes at these kinds of things. It shows that we have made progress.
 

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Can't help but notice that she said "Most of the strippers I knew...", and not "None of the strippers I knew...".

Also; It's a game. Shooting babies in the face in space is okay. Stripper nuns? No go.

And it isn't you being mature that you're against this sort of thing. Maturity would be knowing that it's a game and has no impact on anything anywhere.
 

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Wow, you mean the stripper didn't think much of the latex-clad nuns with guns in some videogame. Fuck sake, is this really newsworthy guys.

While we're at it, let's have a pop at every Angelina Jolie movie ever made, let's take all that very seriously because some people are too stupid to make the distinction between reality and fun.

Those nuns are fun, I'd rather spend time with them, than some tired old stripper, reality or not. Isn't it a bit rich for someone who would sell their body, to comment on people who would sell a virtual idea of some women... as if she has the moral high ground because her misery is seeded in reality.

Which is worse - adding fake latex-assasin nuns to an adult videogame, or selling your body for a few crumpled dollars. Sorry, but if we start listening to people like Athena, then we're all fucked - as fucked as Athena and her wafer thin opinion.
 

Aaron Sylvester

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Acrisius said:
I find it ironic how the outrage concerning that trailer is almost as absurd and silly as the trailer itself.

Now we have a stripper's opinion on it too, and that's fucking hilarious.
We still need opinions from:
> The pope
> Obama
> Justin Beiber
> YMCA
> SPCA
> Robert Rodriguez

And they will all get their own news post.
 

FallenMessiah88

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I see that the controversy surrounding this trailer is still as ridiculous as it was when it first came out.
 

krazykidd

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Devoneaux said:
VanQQisH said:
People are taking all this shit way too seriously. Lighten the hell up, people. It's seriously like all the Moms of America have started playing games recently and voicing their concern for the children. Does anyone have that Maud Flanders reaction image? I think it suits this whole situation well.
No it's not, it's like people have suddenly grown up and can't help but just roll their eyes at the stripper nun commandos saying "Really?"

But that's a matter of perspective, what isn't is that the trailer itself is a bad trailer.



What does the absolution trailer actually tell you about the game (Other than there's nun soldiers in it) Nothing, you learn nothing of the plot, you see no game play, no in game footage, no nothing. It's just a developer team showing off how awesome they are.
Like they were the first developpers to do that . Ever see E3?

OT: I liked it . It was entertaining . And this shit is getting blown out of proportion .
 

Zing

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Wait, where's the controversy? This really isn't that big of a deal. IO shouldn't have even bother apologizing to these over-sensitive politically correct assholes.
 

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This issue aside... Did anyone else notice that now even strippers are calling Republicans out on their moral authority?
 

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EVERYONE GRAB YOUR PITCH FORKS, SOMETHING SILLY IS HAPPENING IN A WORK OF FICTION.

Thank god these people haven't seen Spongebob Squarepants.
 

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Farther than stars said:
cynicalandbored said:
Farther than stars said:
cynicalandbored said:
I'd walk around like that in public... Just saying!
You're a dude... I just thought I'd remind you of that.
Yeah, but I look fantastic in slutty dresses.
Some men do; I've never tried it, but I'm going to work from the assumption that I do not.
I feel this conversation may be getting to personal. :p Although, I thought I'd look ridiculous in a dress, but it turns out I make a very convincing woman... Got felt up and all!

OT, of course strippers don't dress like that all the time, just when they're working...