Eventually The Garbage Was Not Enough
An excerpt from the Fraught With Peril Monster Manual.
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An excerpt from the Fraught With Peril Monster Manual.
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It doesn't need to hide, it just plays possum and crushes its foes in the ensuing fall.Barbas said:Hiding can't be easy for that massive thing. Maybe it rolls up into a ball and pretends it's a giant dust bunny. Quick thinking.
-_- We can build such a truck, Sheep. We have the technology, the goal, and most importantly, we have the drive.Beffudled Sheep said:A possum of that size could feed a family of rednecks for many moonshine distillation cycles.
Now if only there were a pick up truck large and rusty enough to turn it into roadkill suitable for consumption.
Rumor has it that Warwick Davis is one of the more successful stories from the Opossum Kingdom Changeling Program that was conducted globally from the spring of 1951 and continuing on sporadically until the summer of 1973. Through a rigorous exercise regime, vocal training and daily use of depilatories he was able to walk among us relatively unnoticed. Other luminaries from the OKCP include Keith Urban, Diego Maradona and Vladimir Putin.Barbas said:Why does that giant opossum remind me of Warwick Davis? It doesn't make any sense. Did it consume his essence?
...And...Patrick Stewart...Nick Lerman said:Rumor has it that Warwick Davis is one of the more successful stories from the Opossum Kingdom Changeling Program that was conducted globally from the spring of 1951 and continuing on sporadically until the summer of 1973. Through a rigorous exercise regime, vocal training and daily use of depilatories he was able to walk among us relatively unnoticed. Other luminaries from the OKCP include Keith Urban, Diego Maradona and Vladimir Putin.Barbas said:Why does that giant opossum remind me of Warwick Davis? It doesn't make any sense. Did it consume his essence?