Ever Been caught?

WrcklessIntent

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Ok so recently and I'm talkin like 40 min ago my dad decided to talk to me about the porn that he knows i've watched. Skipping a whole awkward conversation later he basically just told me to stop and to be honest i've tried but i mean I am a teen and it is kind've expected of me.
Question for thread is have you ever been caught and have they ever talked to you about it?
 

Marter

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No. Never happened to me. I'm certain my father knows, but he hasn't confronted me.
 

IxionIndustries

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Nope. Because I clear my history...

Of course, my mom did find some of my self-made stuff in my binder one time, but shockingly she was fine with it. She said I was a great artist.

I burnt it afterwards.
 

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Never been caught, but my father and I had an in-depth, drunken (on his part) discussion about sex at one point. In hindsight, it was a bad idea to wear my collar around him...
 

Pimppeter2

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Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He threw a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.
 

WrcklessIntent

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IxionIndustries said:
Nope. Because I clear my history...

Of course, my mom did find some of, my home-made stuff, but shockingly she was fine with it. She said I was a great artist.

I burnt it afterwards.
Yea i clear my history to. My dad works for a computer company and don't ask me how but he made back up or recoverd it or some shit. I don't know but yea kinda sucked
 

Emperor Platypus

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Ow boy, just looking at the title of the thread should have prepared me. Yet I still find myself giggling like a little school girl after reading you post. Thank you good sir, thank you

OT:
Ermmmmm, nope haven't been caught, I'm like a ninja when it comes to stuff like that.
 

Julianking93

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I don't really hide it.

My parents know I watch it and I joke about it all the time.

Now, they don't know about my loli comics though.

I've never been caught masturbating before though, one time, my mom walked in while I...well, you know...finished.

She didn't know though.
 

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I go back and erase my history whenever I get done looking, its better no one sees what I look at, it raises questions :O
 

IxionIndustries

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WrcklessIntent said:
IxionIndustries said:
Nope. Because I clear my history...

Of course, my mom did find some of, my home-made stuff, but shockingly she was fine with it. She said I was a great artist.

I burnt it afterwards.
Yea i clear my history to. My dad works for a computer company and don't ask me how but he made back up or recoverd it or some shit. I don't know but yea kinda sucked
That seems like a lot of damn effort to go through just to talk to your kid about the porn they've been watching. I mean, unless your watching like CP or some other weird shit, then I think your dad might be a bit odd..
 

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Pimppeter2 said:
Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He threw a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.
Thank you for making me laugh.

OT: Nope, not yet
 

PrimoThePro

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Well... It doesn't have to be expected of you... You're at the age where the urges are greatest, especially this latest generation. Before my time, in the 70's, it was quite unnecessary apparently. Besides, if it isn't getting in the way of you getting a proper education/girlfriend/LIFE etc, then it's no big issue, so your dad shouldn't be too pissed.

Anyways, OT: Ya. My mom, being an ex-hippie caught me, but she didn't care too much. She found out by checking internet history on my computer. I was pissed by invasion of privacy, but I got past it. Whatever.
 

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Nope, been close though.

Ironically, and rather awkwardly, I have caught my dad a few times. The mental scars still hurt.
 

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IxionIndustries said:
Nope. Because I clear my history...

Of course, my mom did find some of my self-made stuff in my binder one time, but shockingly she was fine with it. She said I was a great artist.

I burnt it afterwards.
Psycholigowned.
 

Aerodynamic

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Once.


Not while masturbating though, I never get caught while doing that.....



.....and I just jinxed myself.
 

FinalHeart95

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Nope for two reasons;
1) Proxy
2) Incognito view on Chrome
Considering my dad is pretty tech savvy though, he'll probably figure me out eventually.
 

Angry Caterpillar

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Yes, because I forgot to do my customary wipe of history and all that when I went on vacation once, and even better, forgot to log off my computer. It sucked, and I had a really unstable blocker put on, but I consider it a just punishment for that level of stupidity on my part.
Helps I figured out how to get around it, too.
 

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Pimppeter2 said:
Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He trough a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.
Thst's just...a man doesn't do that to another man's nads. Your brother should learn the code...and you should remember to always wear pants when going to sleep. Always.

On topic:

I've never had to deal with any of that stuff from. My dad actually kind of pushed to maybe watch some porn on the internet, I think. I got caught once a long time ago and he made a joke and then left.
 

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WrcklessIntent said:
Ok so recently and I'm talkin like 40 min ago my dad decided to talk to me about the porn that he knows i've watched. Skipping a whole awkward conversation later he basically just told me to stop and to be honest i've tried but i mean I am a teen and it is kind've expected of me.
Question for thread is have you ever been caught and have they ever talked to you about it?
Wait, your dad told you to stop masturbating? Is he extremely religious or something?

EDIT: As for myself, no, but I became very close once. Finished just as they started to walk in, managed to hide without them noticing.
Talk about timing.