Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........

[TheYellowCellPhone]

No. I do watch porn, but I never jerk it while watching it. The clean up is easy as closing a proxy/anonymizer and clearing the cookies.

 

[JWAN]

Nope. Had some close calls though. But never "OMG WTF are you doing!?"

I like to think I go into ninja mode when I get horny.

I want till no one is home or its really late at night and I know everyone is asleep.

Lol my sisters friend caught me once but she was smoking hot. She yelled some variation of "What are you DOING?" and I yelled back "IM JERKING OFF! STOP RUINING THE MOMENT"

 

[Pirakahunter788]

Not while masturbating, but my mom's walked in on me twice while having sex. My parents don't believe in locks on your kids' doors, which admittedly is pretty messed up. Super awkward. The last time led to her actually waiting for an answer before barging in after having knocked though. So happy I don't live at home anymore.

You're lucky. Whenever I have had girlfriends over (one of my best friends is female, but this NEVER applies to her) my parents make sure my door is open. One time, making out on my bed, my sister walked past and kicked my door open. I closed it, and five seconds later MY MUM KICKS MY DOOR OPEN. Way to ruin the mood -.-'

I know exactly what this is like. My mum thought "privacy" only existed for people aged 18 and over. Yeah, that's exactly what you want mum, the possibility of interrupting the activities of your already-socially-awkward son who's still discovering his sexuality. Top notch parenting.

Then again my mum also decided that until I was about 16 I wouldn't mind seeing her walking from her bedroom to the bathroom totally naked with no shame about the situation. Yeah... I still think I should be in therapy for that.

Luckily now I'm almost 20 and have a proper boyfriend she suddenly decided that it's wrong to interrupt us so I don't have to deal with her randomly barging into my room without any thought that maybe I closed the door for a fucking reason.

Oh, but she still hasn't grown out of her thought that knowing what me and my boyfriend are up to but still knocking on my door during said activities to ask me questions, then refusing to go away until I answer, or getting pissy with me if I shout at her.

I fucking hate this house...

Why hate your house? It did nothing wrong to you. ._.

In all seriousness, some parents can be very ... arrogant. Sometimes you just have to deal with it.

Thankfully, I grew up with a wonderful mother. You do wish you the best of luck though.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I fucking hate this house...

Why hate your house? It did nothing wrong to you. ._.

In all seriousness, some parents can be very ... arrogant. Sometimes you just have to deal with it.

Thankfully, I grew up with a wonderful mother. You do wish you the best of luck though.

Okay I hate the people in my house.

My mum's an invasive arrogant she-demon, my dad's an irritating manchild (don't mind him so much) and my brother's an idiotic, purposely-annoying homophobic asshole that I would happily punch repeatedly in the face if I could.

Yeah... my family sucks. I can't wait until I'm able to move out again.

 

[Captain-Giggles]

At first I was going to say no, that I'm always careful. Then as I was reading all these stories a memory I had blocked out resurfaced, involving me, a screaming mother, and a bathroom door with a faulty lock.
God damn you Escapist, god damn you.

 

[Viral_Lola]

Eh... Yes. The trick is to make the person that walked in on you as uncomfortable as possible. I think the worst time was when my then boyfriend's grandmother walked in on us. She commented that I was very pretty.

 

[Jumplion]

No because I lock the freaking door

What he said. Who the fuck doesn't lock the door when they do this?!

It's the riskiness of getting caught that makes Mrs. Hand cheating on her husband, Mr. Hand, all that more exciting!

 

[Comando96]

There are no locks in my house... I just have very good hearing... and can hear foot-steps... it can be annoying, taking the necessary precautions when movement is near... still ever caught.

If your really that worried then, go somewhere it is perfectly acceptable to have your pants round your ankles... the bathroom (assuming the presence of a toilet).

 

[CaptainKoala]

By my mother. Not the most awkward moment of my life, actually.

What could possibly make #1 then?

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

I've endured such a moment, but luckily at that point I'd already endured an even more awkward one, by a large margin in fact. Let's just say... my mum accidentally walked in on me introducing someone else to my palm sisters *shifty eyes*

I think you win the thread.

OT: Not that I'm aware of. A couple of prior roommates caught on pretty quickly to the likely reason I was washing all of the blankets after a "straight" mutual friend had been staying with me while roommates were gone for a few days.

 

[Murray Kitson]

I could never get caught doing that because I have never ever done that, not even once... but SHOULD I do that, I would be smart and take precautions as to avoid the situation of someone witnessing it (other than my cat).

Damn people interfering with yourself. It's dirty and sinful. ^_^

 

[Fbuh]

Not as such, really. I mean, my fiance has, but then she just joins in, so it doesn't really count. Funnily enough, I'm only left handed sometimes...

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I've endured such a moment, but luckily at that point I'd already endured an even more awkward one, by a large margin in fact. Let's just say... my mum accidentally walked in on me introducing someone else to my palm sisters *shifty eyes*

I think you win the thread.

Thank you very much.

I could never get caught doing that because I have never ever done that, not even once... but SHOULD I do that, I would be smart and take precautions as to avoid the situation of someone witnessing it (other than my cat).

I disagree with you thinking cat's witnessing such activities isn't an issue. I'd prefer other people walking in to having a cat stood there watching or, god help me, closely investigating the situation.

Note to self. never have sex with someone who owns a cat ever again...

 

[Blue2]

I do it at night when everyone is sleeping so... no

 

[gillebro]

Maybe once, by my dad. But if he had, he didn't mention it.

I still live in fear. No rooms in my house have locks on the doors.

Note to self. never have sex with someone who owns a cat ever again...

I generally find the cat doesn't give a crap, unless you accidentally kick it in the head or something.

 

[Alcamonic]

Only been caught once. Was at a vacation in the Mediterranean region and... the need increased (I was 14 at the time, give me a break, it's a tough age!). So I went into the pool toilet, which had a poor lock on it, and began.
Some stranger pulled the door handle (why must EVERYONE do that? Can't they see the little red dot indicating that it's occupied?) and the door opened. Was some old man, he shut the door and I continued.

 

[assassinslover]

My younger brother walked in on me once or twice. x3 But he was about 12 at the time so he didn't exactly understand what was going on which made it equal parts hilarious and flail inducing.

EDIT: The above is referring to sex. xD My mum's walked in on me having a go before but I had about 5 blankets so I just stopped moving and then went to sleep because it killed my mood.

 

[Mechsoap]

Never. I go into super security mode, when i beat the monkey.

 

[Scde2]

I walked in on my brother once several years ago. It obviously wasn't brought up since then.

I've endured such a moment, but luckily at that point I'd already endured an even more awkward one, by a large margin in fact. Let's just say... my mum accidentally walked in on me introducing someone else to my palm sisters *shifty eyes*

Same with me, well almost anyway. If I didn't hear my mom walk down the hallway outside my bedroom she would have seen much more than she actually did. Still painfully awkward though.

Note to self. never have sex with someone who owns a cat ever again...

My cat has been known to ruin moments of...sexual activity. >.<

 

[LuckyClover95]

I haven't, but a few very close calls, I will admit.
I think though there have been more times where a parent has walked in and it looked like I was more than times where I have been. I don't know if they've ever suspected anything, they're pretty oblivious. By looked like by the way, I mean I do stretches in my underwear (clothes restrict flexibility) and my mum has walked in and I'll be like "I was doing stretches!!!"