Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........

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V TheSystem V said:
lettucethesallad said:
Not while masturbating, but my mom's walked in on me twice while having sex. My parents don't believe in locks on your kids' doors, which admittedly is pretty messed up. Super awkward. The last time led to her actually waiting for an answer before barging in after having knocked though. So happy I don't live at home anymore.
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You're lucky. Whenever I have had girlfriends over (one of my best friends is female, but this NEVER applies to her) my parents make sure my door is open. One time, making out on my bed, my sister walked past and kicked my door open. I closed it, and five seconds later MY MUM KICKS MY DOOR OPEN. Way to ruin the mood -.-'
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I know exactly what this is like. My mum thought "privacy" only existed for people aged 18 and over. Yeah, that's exactly what you want mum, the possibility of interrupting the activities of your already-socially-awkward son who's still discovering his sexuality. Top notch parenting.

Then again my mum also decided that until I was about 16 I wouldn't mind seeing her walking from her bedroom to the bathroom totally naked with no shame about the situation. Yeah... I still think I should be in therapy for that.

Luckily now I'm almost 20 and have a proper boyfriend she suddenly decided that it's wrong to interrupt us so I don't have to deal with her randomly barging into my room without any thought that maybe I closed the door for a fucking reason.

Oh, but she still hasn't grown out of her thought that knowing what me and my boyfriend are up to but still knocking on my door during said activities to ask me questions, then refusing to go away until I answer, or getting pissy with me if I shout at her.

I fucking hate this house...
 
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Nope. I do it early morning or middle of the night, usually when I'm half asleep and the wrong kinda thoughts go through my head.

So....never been caught. Even if someone would walk in on my doing it, I do it in the covers so it would just look like I'm sleeping or something.
 
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I'm gonna go for the (probably) only possible "cool" answer to this question:

No, I have never been caught hands-in-pants, but I have been caught with my... well... in a chicks pants. You get the idea.

Drunk at a party, found the guy who held the party's parents' bed and knocked it out. My friend then walked in on us, stood there for around 15 seconds just looking, and then walked out again. Came back 10 minutes later, looked at us for 15 seconds, started laughing and then left.

It was quite awkward coming out of his parents' bedroom, as he inevitably had told everyone at the party, and there was 20 people standing outside the door clapping their hands as we came out.
 
JWAN

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Did I ever get caught playing with myine sweeper....

Nah... Actually yea twice.
My mom needs to learn how to knock.
 
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thahat said:
Vangaurd227 said:
No....because i dont do it....
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now i do wonder, are you either:
under the age of 12, a girl, or religiously tought not to?
if not. im damn well surprised XD
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I don't think being a girl would prevent you from masturbating.
 
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JWRosser said:
My mother did walk on me going down on one of my ex-girlfriends once....that was quite embarrassing.
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I've never been caught masturbating, but I have been caught mid-hand job by the girls mother, scariest moment of that entire relationship lol.
 
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Nihilism_Is_Bliss said:
Was it ever decided which takes priority?
If you don't have much time do you close the pants, or close the browser first?
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browser. So they dont see the depraved nazi-midget-scat-bestiality-porn
 
Tdc2182

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Almost.

It was morning and despite the rest of me being asleep, little Joe here was wide awake.

My dad was outside cleaning windows or something so I just went at it. Then I see him knocking at my window with a strange look on his face.

I was under the covers so I'm pretty sure he had no idea what I was doing, and luckily I was in an awkward position that in no way looked like I was messing with my meat wagon.
 
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callmegreen said:
Today My roomate walked in on me.... ummmm...... meeting the palm sisters...... I'm EXTREMELY happy that it was just my roommate and not.... you know any family members...

Have any of my fellow escapists had to ever endure this Akward moment...
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Don't worry about it. My roommate and I both walked in on each other and we just ended up asking who we were watching. Turns out we both went to the same website.
 
Amberella

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Haha, not yet! The fiancé and I almost did though! We were going at it on the couch, feeling a little risky and his mum came home a little too early than expected. xD I literally sat there with my pants not covering myself!! Had to pretend I was cold and put the blanket around me until she left the room and pulled my pants up. hahahaha. :'D It was magical though. :3
 
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Vangaurd227 said:
l33tness08 said:
Vangaurd227 said:
No....because i dont do it....
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You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.
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it's considered a passtime now??
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Well, it does pass time, so technically it is, I guess.

OT: Nope. My family has the common decency of knocking on doors, and my room at uni have always had locks. Although I have been caught downloading porn on Limewire back in the day. What was worse was the fact that I didn't realise that I had accidentally downloaded hentai, thinking it was normal porn. Cue awkwardness when my dad clicked on it.
 
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I've been caught... having sex... at least twice... never been caught masturbating tho... wierd... I guess for me the increased number of parties involved increases chances of drawing yet more parties into the are of activity...
 
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