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Simple Bluff

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Vangaurd227 said:
l33tness08 said:
Vangaurd227 said:
No....because i dont do it....
You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.
it's considered a passtime now??
Probobly not, but its always been considered a good way to briefly relieve stress. And natural.
 

SckizoBoy

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Yes, you are the only one you sick freak. Wait... if my mind went the perverted way, I must be the sick freak. Oh well. (I was joking, by the way, no offense meant)
None taken, though while on that topic, I've never been caught watching it... though quick switch to other windows has raised suspicious eyebrows... >_>
 

Vangaurd227

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Simple Bluff said:
Vangaurd227 said:
l33tness08 said:
Vangaurd227 said:
No....because i dont do it....
You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.
it's considered a passtime now??
Probobly not, but its always been considered a good way to briefly relieve stress. And natural.
Well i'm just glad that its not considered a professional sport yet
 

hexFrank202

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Hell no! I'm too quick and sneaky. I remember talking to one girl who said she does the same thing.

"Just lay in my bed, with all my clothes on, and then if someone comes in it looks like I'm just laying there."
 

Creator002

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Well, when I do it, I usually go while on the toilet. Who's going to bother you then, plus it's easy clean up without having to move. ^^
 

Flutterguy

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I had 3 friends walk in my house at once...I dont think we ever looked at eachother the same way since.
 

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Vangaurd227 said:
Well i'm just glad that its not considered a professional sport yet
Maybe not professional, but here you go: Masturbate-a-thon [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon].
The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" (and also the World Record Holder in this category) is Mr. Masanobu Sato, who in 2008 masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes. In 2009 he extended his record to 9 hours and 58 minutes.

The winner of "Most Orgasms/Male" was set by Big Rob in 2010 -- at 83 climaxes, a world record.
 

Vangaurd227

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Llil said:
Vangaurd227 said:
Well i'm just glad that its not considered a professional sport yet
Maybe not professional, but here you go: Masturbate-a-thon [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon].
The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" (and also the World Record Holder in this category) is Mr. Masanobu Sato, who in 2008 masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes. In 2009 he extended his record to 9 hours and 58 minutes.

The winner of "Most Orgasms/Male" was set by Big Rob in 2010 -- at 83 climaxes, a world record.
uuuuuuuum what the heck?!?! is this real?????
 

Llil

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Vangaurd227 said:
Llil said:
Vangaurd227 said:
Well i'm just glad that its not considered a professional sport yet
Maybe not professional, but here you go: Masturbate-a-thon [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon].
The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" (and also the World Record Holder in this category) is Mr. Masanobu Sato, who in 2008 masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes. In 2009 he extended his record to 9 hours and 58 minutes.

The winner of "Most Orgasms/Male" was set by Big Rob in 2010 -- at 83 climaxes, a world record.
uuuuuuuum what the heck?!?! is this real?????
Apparently, it is. It must make one proud to hold the world record of ejaculation distance.
 

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I've never because I do when I'm home alone. But one time I JUST got done and my parents came home so that was as close as I got.

Funny story though, I was watching the Penn and Teller episode on the war on porn and I guess where my hand was place my brother thought I was, you know, and started berating me.

I've technically caught my friend because I was at his house and I jumped on his laptop for a second and I opened his Internet Explorer tab and porn was on. We laughed and moved on.
 

Vangaurd227

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Llil said:
Vangaurd227 said:
Llil said:
Vangaurd227 said:
Well i'm just glad that its not considered a professional sport yet
Maybe not professional, but here you go: Masturbate-a-thon [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon].
The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" (and also the World Record Holder in this category) is Mr. Masanobu Sato, who in 2008 masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes. In 2009 he extended his record to 9 hours and 58 minutes.

The winner of "Most Orgasms/Male" was set by Big Rob in 2010 -- at 83 climaxes, a world record.
uuuuuuuum what the heck?!?! is this real?????
Apparently, it is. It must make one proud to hold the world record of ejaculation distance.
......But..w..its just....i'm completely speechless at how weird this is....
 

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Still not as awkward as having your parents walk in on you when you are six years old and the Great fairy appears while you're playing Majora's Mask
Better yet, try explaining yourself when your mom walks in during the middle of this at the age of twelve:
At first she thought that Banjo-Kazooie was a porno game in disguise. The worst part was that it was the first time I had a game over (i.e. I couldn't skip it).
 

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Vangaurd227 said:
......But..w..its just....i'm completely speechless at how weird this is....
There are stranger things to have records for I'm sure of it, people never cease to find ways of disturbing me
 

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Simple Bluff said:
Vangaurd227 said:
l33tness08 said:
Vangaurd227 said:
No....because i dont do it....
You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.
it's considered a passtime now??
Probobly not, but its always been considered a good way to briefly relieve stress. And natural.
Easy way to put yourself to sleep >.>
 

Vangaurd227

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Mr.Incognitus said:
Vangaurd227 said:
......But..w..its just....i'm completely speechless at how weird this is....
There are stranger things to have records for I'm sure of it, people never cease to find ways of disturbing me
I literally can't think of anything stranger
 
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Vangaurd227 said:
Simple Bluff said:
Vangaurd227 said:
l33tness08 said:
Vangaurd227 said:
No....because i dont do it....
You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.
it's considered a passtime now??
Probobly not, but its always been considered a good way to briefly relieve stress. And natural.
Well i'm just glad that its not considered a professional sport yet
.... Well there is a world record for masturbation time and the largest masturbation marathon.

O.T never been caught by family friend once caught me with someone else but he just high fived me.

On a more awkward note the other night me and my mother where at a house party on our street and the hostess while pissed decided to get her... implements out and start talking about them.
 

Vangaurd227

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kebab4you said:
Simple Bluff said:
Vangaurd227 said:
l33tness08 said:
Vangaurd227 said:
No....because i dont do it....
You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.
it's considered a passtime now??
Probobly not, but its always been considered a good way to briefly relieve stress. And natural.
Easy way to put yourself to sleep >.>
...Really? does it take alot of energy or something?