Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........

[V TheSystem V]

Not while masturbating, but my mom's walked in on me twice while having sex. My parents don't believe in locks on your kids' doors, which admittedly is pretty messed up. Super awkward. The last time led to her actually waiting for an answer before barging in after having knocked though. So happy I don't live at home anymore.

You're lucky. Whenever I have had girlfriends over (one of my best friends is female, but this NEVER applies to her) my parents make sure my door is open. One time, making out on my bed, my sister walked past and kicked my door open. I closed it, and five seconds later MY MUM KICKS MY DOOR OPEN. Way to ruin the mood -.-'

I know exactly what this is like. My mum thought "privacy" only existed for people aged 18 and over. Yeah, that's exactly what you want mum, the possibility of interrupting the activities of your already-socially-awkward son who's still discovering his sexuality. Top notch parenting.

Then again my mum also decided that until I was about 16 I wouldn't mind seeing her walking from her bedroom to the bathroom totally naked with no shame about the situation. Yeah... I still think I should be in therapy for that.

Luckily now I'm almost 20 and have a proper boyfriend she suddenly decided that it's wrong to interrupt us so I don't have to deal with her randomly barging into my room without any thought that maybe I closed the door for a fucking reason.

Oh, but she still hasn't grown out of her thought that knowing what me and my boyfriend are up to but still knocking on my door during said activities to ask me questions, then refusing to go away until I answer, or getting pissy with me if I shout at her.

I fucking hate this house...

Last week I had my girlfriend over and one of her friends decided to call us from her phone and my friend's phone BECAUSE SHE WAS BORED. I saw the funny side, but found out today that she was trying to intervene between me and my girlfriend. If it ever happens again, I'm punching her in the face.

I feel sorry for you. My parents don't really come upstairs much when I have my girlfriend over (she's usually here when they're at work) but my sister is bad for this kinda thing. Had an hour alone with the missus, my sister decides to come into my room, lie on my bed and talk to us for the entire hour. She wouldn't move when I tried to get her out either, I would have inflicted violence.

My girl's parents, however, are amazing with this kinda thing. They've given her advice about contraception and stuff, and also knock before they enter her room when I'm there! If only my parents were like that...

 

[ReservoirAngel]

My girl's parents, however, are amazing with this kinda thing. They've given her advice about contraception and stuff, and also knock before they enter her room when I'm there! If only my parents were like that...

You might wanna make sure they don't go too overboard. Parents being too fine with these kind of situations can be just as bad, if not worse, than ignorantly stumbling through and wrecking shit.

In fact I remember an abysmal 'boyfriend meeting my parents' dinner where questions of size, positions and 'roughness' ended up being fired across the most awkward table that's ever existed, just because my parents "didn't want me to get into anything I couldn't handle". That's right, they embarrassed by pretty-much brand new boyfriend half to death because they love me.

Yeah, my personal stories about my parents are always borderline traumatising. and I have many of them... it's a miracle I'm not in therapy any more.

 

[IzisviAziria]

....no i wasn't saying that masturbating is weird in general...i was referring to the world record

oh okay. ya, doing it for 9+ hours is probably weird. I'll give you that one lol.

Is that 9 hours continuous?

Wow... that'd start chafing horribly. ouch

Ya, you'd figure right? Got to assume several bottles of lube were used.

 

[Baneat]

Was it ever decided which takes priority?
If you don't have much time do you close the pants, or close the browser first?

Provided a person has two hnds, there's no reason they can't be done simultaneously.

You're a god if you can button jeans in a split second one-handed.

You're sitting meaning your shirt can cover you provided you don't have to stand up.

Or so I'm told..

True, and this has been done, though there are still two problems:
a) If you happen to be wearing a shirt that isn't loose enough
b) Now they're in the room with you you can't stand up, so its reeeally awkward if they ask for help with something/ ask to use the computer and you just outright refuse to move.
Especially seeing as you've closed the browser window, so it doesn't even look like you're using the computer -__-

Dummy window behind so when you close there's another one
All of (My friend's(?)) shirts are loose enough
Sly buttoning of the top of the jeans, the shirt buys you the time. Worst case scenario, you forgot to zip your fly (barely noticable standing

My.. friend has this shit down.

 

[yohlazy]

no but have been caught with my gf by her roommate

 

[Biosophilogical]

No....because i dont do it....

You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.

it's considered a passtime now??

You avatar makes that all the funnier.

OT: I do it where I won't be disturbed, or rather when I won't be disturbed. It is as much about placement as it is about timing. So no, I have never been caught.

 

[EHKOS]

Twice kinda. Once by each parent but they are too embarresed to bring it up. I just forget about it.

 

[Not Good]

Yeah my mom walked in on me sewing. I was extremely embarrassed because it's just so feminine and I am generally a very manly man.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Who are these palm sisters? Apparently they are quite popular with residents of the Escapist...

No because I lock the freaking door

Yup because some people don't believe in knocking. It's annoying.

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know.......... Naked with your sister?

Oops, wrong thread.

This ninja of the night has never been caught making the bald man cry.

 

[Free Thinker]

No. I'm a ninja when it comes to it. I can hear the slightest noise, the softest step, and if someone comes near my room, my clothes are on in milliseconds. Never been caught, and I probably won't.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

I always wait until everyone is in bed or I'm completely alone, with no chance of anyone showing up anytime soon. Even so, there have been a couple of close calls.

 

[infohippie]

Only been caught by my roommate and his girlfriend. It didn't bother any of us, although I probably should have just kept going while I was talking to them.

What was a bit embarrassing, though, was many years ago when I was but a tender youth of eighteen - was caught deep inside my girlfriend by her younger sister and the sister's friend, both of whom had just opened her bedroom door, walked straight in and started talking before they realised what was going on. Good times.

Then again my mum also decided that until I was about 16 I wouldn't mind seeing her walking from her bedroom to the bathroom totally naked with no shame about the situation. Yeah... I still think I should be in therapy for that.

Really? I don't see any problem with that. I'm 35, and both my parents still think nothing of walking out of the shower and drying off right in front of me while continuing a conversation, if they happen to be showering when I go visit. Doesn't bother me either. Non-sexual nudity within a family shouldn't be anything to feel awkward or embarrassed about.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Last week I had my girlfriend over and one of her friends decided to call us from her phone and my friend's phone BECAUSE SHE WAS BORED. I saw the funny side, but found out today that she was trying to intervene between me and my girlfriend. If it ever happens again, I'm punching her in the face.

Start calling or texting her in the middle of the night, and think of the most bullshit excuses for doing so.

 

[Vuavu]

Yes, you are the only one you sick freak. Wait... if my mind went the perverted way, I must be the sick freak. Oh well. (I was joking, by the way, no offense meant)

None taken, though while on that topic, I've never been caught watching it... though quick switch to other windows has raised suspicious eyebrows... >_>

"Ponies?! NOOO I was watching pornography, I swear!" haha

 

[infohippie]

No....because i dont do it....

Dude, you're sixteen. If you really, honestly don't do it... then there's something wrong. Go see a doctor.

No....because i dont do it....

You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.

it's considered a passtime now??

Not so much a pastime, more a hobby.

 

[thahat]

No....because i dont do it....

now i do wonder, are you either:
under the age of 12, a girl, or religiously tought not to?
if not. im damn well surprised XD

I don't think being a girl would prevent you from masturbating.

no but their in denial more about it. even in anonymous surveys and such. lol.

 

[Tim_Buoy]

not me but i know a bunch of people that have
i have two favorite stories
my roommate in college was doing it with his girlfried at 2:30 in the morning when i tired from a party come barging in the room and pass out in my bed

and one that happened to someone i knew in middle school so he was masturbating when his little sister walks in on him and starts screaming the screams attracted their parents and grandparents who happened to be over at the time. and he was doing it to tentacle porn. i know all this because his sister came to school the next day and told everybodyt

 

[Julianking93]

Twice.

I can't lock my door otherwise my parents will know what I'm doing so I have to keep it at least unlocked. However... I must not have heard mum knocking as the next thing I knew, she was laughing hysterically.

Yeah... thanks for that ¬_¬

Second time was when dad heard me... *ahem* breathing heavily and came in the room thinking something was wrong. I was sweating and my face was red but I had stopped and said while acting groggy, "I must have had a bad dream"

Yep, just a bad dream... >.>

 

[infohippie]

Ive been caught with a threesome.... by one of my friends.... then by my parents... it wasnt pretty

Oh boy, do I have some great threesome stories! Most entertaining one was two of us visiting a friend in a private room in a psych ward. The three of us had, ah, played together a couple times before. After a while we got into it, had a great time and all, and afterwards we noticed the door was slightly ajar despite us having closed it firmly before we started. Next, we noticed a cup of water and a couple of tablets on the table by the door, then finally noticed that it was about fifteen minutes after the time the nurse usually comes in to give our friend her medication for the evening...