Everyone is dead.

[Sonicron]

Collect all the books I can and read them in peace and solitude.

*Drops and breaks glasses*

No! It's not fair! There was time now! There was time!

I can't remember if this was from Family Guy or The Simpsons

Futurama, bitches.

The Scary Door.

Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity.
*glasses smash*
It's not fair. It's NOT FAIR! It's- Wait, my eyes aren't that bad... I can still read the large print books.
*eyes fall out of skull*
AAAAAAHH! IT'S NOT F- ... Hmm, lucky I know how to read braille.
*hands fall off*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-*gulp*
*tongue falls off, head is severed*
... Hmm, look at that weird mirror...

-EDIT- Ha! My 666th post... and it's Futurama-related. I had a feeling... xD

 

[xDancinManx]

Masterbait

 

[lwm3398]

Technically, none of the above. It was originally in a Twilight Zone episode.

You're pulling my leg. That was The Scary Door, no way the Twilight Zone would feature such a comedic thing.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Grab a gun and walk around naked, why? Becuase everyone is dead so who cares?

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Plsy every video game ever.
Why not? What else is there to do? I still have food, right?

 

[lwm3398]

Snip.

No more posts! You are 666!

 

[Flying Dagger]

regrett never learning to cook most likely.

anyone ever hear the yogi bear song?...
what can i do all on my own...

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

Collect all the books I can and read them in peace and solitude.

*Drops and breaks glasses*

No! It's not fair! There was time now! There was time!

AH!!! Ninja'd! God, that is the single most evil Twilight Zone ending ever...

Me? Well, since my reference was stolen, I'd get a bunch of store mannequins and set them up all over the city so that I could pretend there were other people around besides me. Then I would put on a bright costume and set up fake disasters for me to thwart so I could live my life-long dream of being a superhero.

 

[ChainsawEnima]

Me? I'de become a necrophiliac

Yeah, I'm gross.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Technically, none of the above. It was originally in a Twilight Zone episode.

You're pulling my leg. That was The Scary Door, no way the Twilight Zone would feature such a comedic thing.

Granted, that's not the word for word quote from the Twilight Zone episode, but yes, it really happened. The episode was all about this solitary old man who spent too much time reading; ignoring his job, his wife, etc. One day, he falls asleep reading in the vault at the bank he works at, nuclear war destroys his city, and he's left all alone. He find a library still somewhat intact, collects all the books he can, and then trips and breaks his glasses.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Shout "I'M FREEEEEEEEEE!", and then go screw all the animals I want...

Really though, I'd probably go loot, realize it's all worthless shit, and then hang myself.

 

[clicketycrack]

I'd gorge on human flesh just for the experience.

 

[ShoryukenDude]

Get a gun, some books, and a few thousand flashlights. Hold up in a house and read until A: I die of radiation poisionin, B: Get eaten by a mutated Bear, or C: Die of Starvation.

Or Search the earth for others.

 

[gremily]

Kill people.

?

 

[Logic 0]

I'd just wander around looking for stuff like I always do.

 

[stone0042]

Get to the nearest major city and go to town raiding

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Aww im going to be a virgin forever or am i........

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

I don't want to feel left out... *grabs gun and shoots self*