Everyone is dead.
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Party and do whatever the hell I wanted. Until I realized it was a stupid idea and just find a generator and hook up a laptop.
I'm pretty clever. I'd set myself up in some place that harvests eggs and sperm and try to learn to do the basic maintainence on the place. Then I'd use the resources available to me to try to learn to use animals as surrogate mothers (since I'm not a woman) and pump out a bunch of new kids outta some pigs or apes or something. I'm not sure how long you can store gametes for but if you could long enough, when that generation of children's *children* grew up I'd try to convince them to fertilise themselves with stored sperm and so on until we had a viable population.
That or... give up within the first couple of weeks and eat and poop until I die of old age.
That or... give up within the first couple of weeks and eat and poop until I die of old age.
Hoard a basic supply of shelter and food until I am left to other labors. Build an infrastructure of exploration ranging out from whatever city I am in in each major direction using a 'map room.' store up enough supplies for a year at home, and a year of travel. Go half a year out, then turn back, hopefully taking a slightly different route. Use the year of supplies at home to build up MORE supplies. Take another expedition. Repeat until I am overlapping already covered areas, or the place I am staying runs out of food.
That aside, begin a hobby of preserving books. Vacuum seal them, place them in a stainless steel lock box, Put the box inside a safe, put the safe inside a bank vault.
Move to another major city and repeat.
That aside, begin a hobby of preserving books. Vacuum seal them, place them in a stainless steel lock box, Put the box inside a safe, put the safe inside a bank vault.
Move to another major city and repeat.
That is both a twilight zone and family guy reference. Good job.Last of the Chinchillas said:
I would look for survivors and mutants for the first few months. Cap any muties I find if they are aggressive. I would go to all of the places I hung out when the world was normal. Try to find some intact books to read, some paper to find, and possibly some cold drinks. I would then begin to write about my life in the vast wasteland knowing that no one will ever read them. After that I will just slip slowly into madness.
AWWWWWW, Adorable plus I would eat twinkees and search the internet all dayHardRockSamurai said:[HEADING=2]THIS THREAD IS WAAY TOO DEPRESSING!!![/HEADING]
Aww, that's better!
Write a diary to document my travels and live for as long as I can searching for other survivors.
Probably do some praying and contemplate how I have failed since I will die a virgin. Fuck.
Probably do some praying and contemplate how I have failed since I will die a virgin. Fuck.
